The Insider Information Weekly Mailbag - Questions Submission

[cyrocksmypants]

Pants pulled false information out of thin air in the Malou/Lard situations, presented it as fact, was called out for having no idea, played it off like he did, then when the dust settled played it off as though it was a joke the whole time.

That aside, I just don't see the point of this medium for this purpose. Nothing personal as I don't see any value to the Fitzy stuff either. I don't understand why anybody would take time out of their day to ask questions to people who seemingly have no connection to the program other than fandom.

Just seems like more fanboard version of bro time. Seems like y'all can get yo bro time in PMs or in the forum. But hey, if you can get sponsorship for unsubstantiated bro talk then more power to ya.

Please frame questions properly in the form of a question.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Pants pulled false information out of thin air in the Malou/Lard situations, presented it as fact, was called out for having no idea, played it off like he did, then when the dust settled played it off as though it was a joke the whole time.

Reminds me of the comments on most every satire column that Alexandra A. Petri posts in the Washington Post. Always a number of comments calling her out from commentators that don't get that it's satire even though she is a humorist and not a serious political opinion writer.

 

[BoxsterCy]

The true test is whether this thread will prompt an outrage post from @dirtyninety

Okay, in the form of a question: Will dirtyninety be outraged?

 

[jcyclonee]

Is this your question?

Depends on the answer.

Have you used your dog to try to pick up girls, @cyrocksmypants?

Do chicks dig the corgi?

This is clearly about Pants' dating life. Does this make @Sigmapolis a hot chick?

 

[Doc]

Where are girls at?

 

[Dandy]

How do I unsubscribe to this mailbag?

 

[Sigmapolis]

Depends on the answer.

This is clearly about Pants' dating life. Does this make @Sigmapolis a hot chick?

He did never call me back after that one whirlwind of a night.

 

[jcyclonee]

Pants pulled false information out of thin air in the Malou/Lard situations, presented it as fact, was called out for having no idea, played it off like he did, then when the dust settled played it off as though it was a joke the whole time.

That aside, I just don't see the point of this medium for this purpose. Nothing personal as I don't see any value to the Fitzy stuff either. I don't understand why anybody would take time out of their day to ask questions to people who seemingly have no connection to the program other than fandom.

Just seems like more fanboard version of bro time. Seems like y'all can get yo bro time in PMs or in the forum. But hey, if you can get sponsorship for unsubstantiated bro talk then more power to ya.

I have to defend Pants in this instance. I believe that he did get at least one of those situations correct. Maybe it was even both.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Why does David Essex, in Rock On, say Jimmy Dean and than James Dean in the same verse?

 

[Doc]

Do you ever consider just saying **** it and devoting ur life to Christ?

 

[SpokaneCY]

Where are girls at?

You didn't apply yourself in ESL classes. "Where da women be" is the correct way to phrase your question.

 

[CloneGuy8]

Does Malone strike you as a glass half-full or half-empty kind of guy?

 

[Malone]

Does Malone strike you as a glass half-full or half-empty kind of guy?

Still better than clonedude

 

[bluestarcyclone]

Still better than clonedude

The lowest of bars.

 

[GTO]

I am actually surprised by the lack of football and basketball questions. I may have you know that Pants played football in high school and I was a STARTER on a mixed 2 on 2 (under 6') basketball intramural. So you know our knowledge is solid.

 

[cyclones500]

In a more "serious" vein, what are updated regular-season win predictions for ISU FB by both @GTO and @cyrocksmypants? (And separately) (And reasons for your forecasts). Has your outlook changed compared to what you expected, preseason?

 

[Dandy]

I am actually surprised by the lack of football and basketball questions. I may have you know that Pants played football in high school and I was a STARTER on a mixed 2 on 2 (under 6') basketball intramural. So you know our knowledge is solid.

You must be new here.

 

[CloneFan4]

I'm sad guys. What do you do to get over a loss?

 

[oldman]

Any time line on the Newell return? Looks like we could sure use him in the run game.

 

[jcyclonee]

I am actually surprised by the lack of football and basketball questions. I may have you know that Pants played football in high school and I was a STARTER on a mixed 2 on 2 (under 6') basketball intramural. So you know our knowledge is solid.

Football/basketball questions? Boring. OK. I'll give it a try. What are your favored designs for both basketball and football uniforms?