That's a lotta hooch

Cyclonestate78

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No word yet on the connection between the pot and the fictional cartoon character Jonny Chimpo.

"Look... I don't want a large.... I WANT A GOD DAMN LITER OF COLA!!!"

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is that what a date night with Al_4_State is like?

Naw. When I was single it looked like this:
1) meet at bar or party
2) drink heavily (she pays for her own, of course... 1st date anyways)
3) back to one of our places (which ever is closest)
4) continue to drink while determining whether or not coitus is probable.
5) if coitus is probable, slam red bull and fight off propensity to pass out
6) if coitus is not probable, pass out.

A true romantic, I know.
 

CloneIce

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....and you get a whole lot of stoned out and unproductive people you thrust into mainstream society, along with lots of other problems.

If unproductive people are your concern, then you must also believe in making the internet illegal? And making it illegal to eat fatty and unhealthy foods? And television as well? And making it illegal to get less than the optimum amount of sleep?

These issues cause losses of productivity on an exponentially higher scale. Plus its not like acid, people don't get "burnt out" by it.
 

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If unproductive people are your concern, then you must also believe in making the internet illegal? And making it illegal to eat fatty and unhealthy foods? And television as well? And making it illegal to get less than the optimum amount of sleep?

These issues cause losses of productivity on an exponentially higher scale. Plus its not like acid, people don't get "burnt out" by it.

we get it CloneIce, you love hittin the bong, smokin a bowl, lighting up a fatty, etc.

You want it legalized. Get over it. Smoking cigarettes is going away more and more each year--the government is not going to legalize pot.
 

Cyclonestate78

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Naw. When I was single it looked like this:
1) meet at bar or party
2) drink heavily (she pays for her own, of course... 1st date anyways)
3) back to one of our places (which ever is closest)
4) continue to drink while determining whether or not coitus is probable.
5) if coitus is probable, slam red bull and fight off propensity to pass out
6) if coitus is not probable, pass out.

A true romantic, I know.

That method has withstood the test of time my friend. It still works to this day and if it isn't broke don't fix it. :yes:
 

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