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So is being baked a pre-req to being at the outing since it's in the weed thread? :wink:
 
Too many good golf movies to quote. Caddyshack, Happy Gilmore, etc.
 
CylentButDeadly said:
So I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do they give me, the Dali Lama himself.
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the long, flowing robes... the grace... quite striking, really


So he hits it. Long. Big hitter, the lama. Right at the base of a 10,000 ft glacier. You know what he says? "gunga-la-gunga. A-gunga-la gunga."


So at the end of the round I go "hey! Lama! How about a little something, ya know, for the effort?" and he says to me, "there will be no money involved, but on your death bed you will receive eternal consciousness." So I got that going for me.
 
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dosry5 said:
we get it CloneIce, you love hittin the bong, smokin a bowl, lighting up a fatty, etc.

You want it legalized. Get over it. Smoking cigarettes is going away more and more each year--the government is not going to legalize pot.
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The two things you compared are not even minimally analogous. Honestly, you could not come up with a worse comparison if you tried. Obviously, you don't get the issue at hand at all. If you did, you would at least be able to discuss it intelligently.

As that does not seem to be the case, we may as well end this conversation, and you can go back to pleasuring yourself while daydreaming over telling other people what they should and shouldn't be doing.

If you change your mind and would like to have an intelligent discussion, come on back when you are finished.
 
This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
 
CloneIce said:
The two things you compared are not even minimally analogous. Honestly, you could not come up with a worse comparison if you tried. Obviously, you don't get the issue at hand at all. If you did, you would at least be able to discuss it intelligently.

As that does not seem to be the case, we may as well end this conversation, and you can go back to pleasuring yourself while daydreaming over telling other people what they should and shouldn't be doing.

If you change your mind and would like to have an intelligent discussion, come on back when you are finished.
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I don't remember that quote from Caddyshack. Must have been in the sequel.
 
CloneIce said:
The two things you compared are not even minimally analogous. Honestly, you could not come up with a worse comparison if you tried. Obviously, you don't get the issue at hand at all. If you did, you would at least be able to discuss it intelligently.

As that does not seem to be the case, we may as well end this conversation, and you can go back to pleasuring yourself while daydreaming over telling other people what they should and shouldn't be doing.

If you change your mind and would like to have an intelligent discussion, come on back when you are finished.
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Chill out CloneIce, go smoke a bowl, come back, and we'll play nice.
 
Al_4_State said:
"i want a coke! I want a hot dog! I want a..."

"You'll have nothing and like it!"
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"Former greenskeeper.... About to become Masters Champion.... He's got about 250 yds and it looks like a 7 iron.... IT'S IN THE HOLE!!!"

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