Random Thoughts XII - This Thread Delivers

[cycloneG]

I've never defended anyone on something like that. I did prosecute a guy who was caught in a barn amongst a group of sheep with his pants down to his ankles, but that's a different story.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

This morning I checked and the free Showtime weekend also includes the In Demand stuff so I'll get to watch that remake of Maniac Saturday morning.

 

[BoxsterCy]

I've never defended anyone on something like that. I did prosecute a guy who was caught in a barn amongst a group of sheep with his pants down to his ankles, but that's a different story.

 

[harimad]

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I hear that some people are really into the whole domination/talk sternly to me thing.

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

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Why are your circles pink and blue? Does that have to do with you not wearing pants?

 

[cyrevkah]

Z got a package of really neat magnetic toys yesterday. They also came with magnetic people. It's a lot of fun.

 

[CycloneErik]

From what I read in our local paper, lots of folks don't - because many times it will be listed as a second or third offense.

Wouldn't the trick here be that the people who need to take it seriously have already shown that they don't take it seriously?

 

[jcyclonee]

@cyrocksmypants, in order to get barred from operating a motor vehicle in Iowa, you must meet the definition of a "habitual offender". The criteria are below:

As used in this section and sections 321.556 through 321.562, “habitual offender” means any person who has accumulated convictions for separate and distinct offenses described in subsection 1, 2, or 3, committed after July 1, 1974, for which final convictions have been rendered, as follows:
1. Three or more of the following offenses, either singularly or in combination, within a six-year period:
a. Manslaughter resulting from the operation of a motor vehicle.
b. Operating a motor vehicle in violation of section 321J.2 or its predecessor statute.
c. Driving a motor vehicle while the person's driver's license is suspended, denied, revoked, or barred.
d. Perjury or the making of a false affidavit or statement under oath to the department of public safety.
e. An offense punishable as a felony under the motor vehicle laws of Iowa or any felony in the commission of which a motor vehicle is used.
f. Failure to stop and leave information or to render aid as required by sections 321.261 and 321.263.
g. Eluding or attempting to elude a pursuing law enforcement vehicle in violation of section 321.279.
h. Serious injury by a vehicle in violation of section 707.6A, subsection 4.
2. Six or more of any separate and distinct offenses within a two-year period in the operation of a motor vehicle, which are required to be reported to the department by section 321.491 or chapter 321C, except equipment violations, parking violations as defined in section 321.210, violations of registration laws, violations of sections 321.445 and 321.446, violations of section 321.276, operating a vehicle with an expired license or permit, failure to appear, weights and measures violations and speeding violations of less than fifteen miles per hour over the legal speed limit.
3. The offenses included in subsections 1 and 2 shall be deemed to include offenses under any valid town, city or county ordinance paralleling and substantially conforming to the provisions of the Code concerning such offenses.

I said this was informative but read about 3 words. I've been adding and subtracting provisions and clauses to contracts and agreements for about a week straight and will still be doing it for another week straight. I don't need any more legalese, lawboy.

 

[jcyclonee]

One of the football players allegedly was arrested for Driving While Barred. I was explaining what that was in another thread, but then decided to answer a question from Pants here instead, since the RTT isn't populated by dicks.

Several of us in here do have dicks.

I can't believe I missed out on that great exchange this morning. It seems like something that I should have been a part of.

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

Several of us in here do have dicks.

I can't believe I missed out on that great exchange this morning. It seems like something that I should have been a part of.

And of course, I read that as "clicks." Time for some time away from the screen today.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Z got a package of really neat magnetic toys yesterday. They also came with magnetic people. It's a lot of fun.

Those look like a great toy for stimulating a young mind.

 

[jcyclonee]

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I think I’m going to start watching volleyball more.

I agreed and then I realized that, next year, my daughter will have friends playing volleyball at UNI and Wisconsin. Getting old really messes with your sanity.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Z got a package of really neat magnetic toys yesterday. They also came with magnetic people. It's a lot of fun.

I could see ME playing with those!

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

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I think I’m going to start watching volleyball more.

A guy I used to work with has had season tickets to NU volleyball for quite some time. Then they showed a game on Nebraska Public TV in hi-def and I realized why. (This was when hi-def was new)

 

[SCyclone]

Z got a package of really neat magnetic toys yesterday. They also came with magnetic people. It's a lot of fun.

This is how I know you guys are great parents - these kinds of toys are wonderful.

 

[SCyclone]

I could see ME playing with those!

 

[CloneLawman]

Several of us in here do have dicks.

I can't believe I missed out on that great exchange this morning. It seems like something that I should have been a part of.

I'm sure that all of us with penii are aware of that fact. Tough luck this am...it makes you wonder how you missed out...I gues you were a ...dickless wonder!

 

[cowgirl836]

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I think I’m going to start watching volleyball more.

thank you SO MUCH for posting this even though I know you're just being a creeper on Brooke. I didn't know they were playing today and had forgotten to check the schedule. Now I can watch!

 

[cyrocksmypants]

thank you SO MUCH for posting this even though I know you're just being a creeper on Brooke. I didn't know they were playing today and had forgotten to check the schedule. Now I can watch!

I got your back, bae. I follow them on twitter now, so I can keep you updated.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

https://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/threads/isu-match-starting-now.240500/#post-6278771
direct link to the match here...
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