Random Thoughts XI (Eleven Pipers Piping)

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so DH has been getting all his shots so he can go on this trip tomorrow (I haz a sad) and we were talking about it at trivia and he showed us the little circular band aids they put on. It was a tweetie bird! I die.

Then when he got home and was changing..........I noticed that he had one on his other bicep too. Twin tweetie birds! I about died laughing and made him flex a couple times with this tweetie biceps. Good times.

oh hai, I even read the last six pages. I feel marginally caught up.


Whenever future children hit the band aid stage, you'll have to buy some to laugh at. I've instated a limit (ish) on how many she can open at once. Her bike was decorated too.
 
You should be sad for DH. I don't know anybody that has made that work trip to India and particularly enjoyed it.

One co-worker got to take a picture of the strong rain/winds that were there. I was asking why they weren't moving somewhere safer. Yikes!
 
This is more so directed at @GTO, @SCyclone, @cyrocksmypants and @Cyclones_R_GR8 but goes to any of you.

Has anybody seen What We Do in the Shadows? It's about vampires trying to live a somewhat regular life in Wellington, New Zealand. It's the funniest movie I've seen in a long time.

No, but I've made a mental note to watch it. I did watch the director's cut of Alien yesterday. What a fantastic movie that is. Often imitated, never duplicated.
 
We were down there once with the boys on a ridiculously hot day. We sat at an outdoor table right beside the wall of the river. They brought our beers & some chips. So hot, we drained our beers in about three gulps. I have never drank a beer that fast, before or since, but it was GOOOOOOOOOD!
I accidentally dropped one of the chips in the river, and there was this big swirl and it was gone (saw it out of the corner of my eye). So we dropped another one...same result. Then PapaLew reached down and held one just above the waterline. Here comes the biggest damn crawdad I've ever seen, crawling up the wall. Claw must have been at least 2 inches long...he went to snatch the chip and it broke, and two more crawdads shot up and grabbed the pieces. Place was busy - we ordered a couple more beers & kept feeding the crawdads. When the waiter brought the beers, he brought another basket of chips. I said, "that's okay - we didn't eat the ones we have. Don't waste these on us." He leaned over and said, "boss says feed them as long as you want - all these people stopped & bought beer and are watching you." Up until then we hadn't noticed that a big crowd was around us. When the kids finally rejoined us at our set meeting time (they were teenagers) they couldn't believe we just sat there and fed crawdads. Simple pleasures, man...

When I was a kid, my Dad paid 25 cents for a bottle of soda, and we watched a black bear guzzle it at a deer park. They also had the old nut vending machines everywhere, filled with field corn. You'd put a dime in and get a handful of corn to feed the deer. I asked Dad for a dime, and as I headed toward the machine the deer started walking with me. They were butting me and sticking their noses up in the place where the corn comes out. Hilarious.
 
Got ticket number 69 at BK for lunch today. Nice.

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I just spent the last 10-15 minutes trying to get a piece of bacon out of my teeth. Stinking turkey bacon (lets be real, it isn't real bacon anyhow). Real bacon would have had just enough grease to not get wedged in my teeth and slide out with a little water swish.

I got a piece of bacon stuck in my lower/permanent retainer one Sunday morning. Was trying to free it all through Sunday school and the sermon. The church had a potluck picnic planned after the service, so I asked my mom if I could drive the two miles home to brush/floss the bacon out. Luckily she let me. Sweet relief after I freed it from the clutches of the dang wire.
 
Got ticket number 69 at BK for lunch today. Nice.

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I got a piece of bacon stuck in my lower/permanent retainer one Sunday morning. Was trying to free it all through Sunday school and the sermon. The church had a potluck picnic planned after the service, so I asked my mom if I could drive the two miles home to brush/floss the bacon out. Luckily she let me. Sweet relief after I freed it from the clutches of the dang wire.

Hard to pick up guys at church with bacon sticking out of your teeth.
 
Got ticket number 69 at BK for lunch today. Nice.

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I got a piece of bacon stuck in my lower/permanent retainer one Sunday morning. Was trying to free it all through Sunday school and the sermon. The church had a potluck picnic planned after the service, so I asked my mom if I could drive the two miles home to brush/floss the bacon out. Luckily she let me. Sweet relief after I freed it from the clutches of the dang wire.
I have an implant in my lower jaw (molar). Implants don't fit up next to the gum like crowns do. I have learned to carry a little vial of toothpicks in my purse for that very reason.
 
When I was a kid, my Dad paid 25 cents for a bottle of soda, and we watched a black bear guzzle it at a deer park. They also had the old nut vending machines everywhere, filled with field corn. You'd put a dime in and get a handful of corn to feed the deer. I asked Dad for a dime, and as I headed toward the machine the deer started walking with me. They were butting me and sticking their noses up in the place where the corn comes out. Hilarious.
I can't get the image of deer sticking their noses in the corn hole out of my head.

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No, but I've made a mental note to watch it. I did watch the director's cut of Alien yesterday. What a fantastic movie that is. Often imitated, never duplicated.

About 10 years ago they ran the Directors Cut in the theaters as part of the 30th anniversary. I had never seen it in the theater so I definitely went to see that.

When I was a kid, my Dad paid 25 cents for a bottle of soda, and we watched a black bear guzzle it at a deer park. They also had the old nut vending machines everywhere, filled with field corn. You'd put a dime in and get a handful of corn to feed the deer. I asked Dad for a dime, and as I headed toward the machine the deer started walking with me. They were butting me and sticking their noses up in the place where the corn comes out. Hilarious.

When we were kids we went to the Catskill Game Farm. You could buy food for the deer there as well. The deer knew it and you would stand there with about 10 deer around you nuzzling you to get you to feed them.
 
Remember mercurochrome?
Never had it. We had hot water, a wash cloth and a mother overzealously scrubbing your scrape, cut or puncture AKA it may sting and be bleeding but you ain't seen nothing yet.

My mom was a firm believer in a wound cleaning itself out by bleeding any foreign particles out. It was often better to just stay outside and keep playing rather than getting a minor injury tended.
 
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For me it was always merthiolate. I hated that stuff. And instead of using something like neosporin my parents used black salve.
I've never heard of Black Salve but the name of it conjures up horrible images within my imagination. The Wiki definition doesn't exactly help ease the horribleness of those images.

Black salve, also known by the brand name Cansema, is a dangerous and controversial alternative cancer treatment. The product is commonly classified as an escharotic—a topical paste which burns and destroys skin tissue and leaves behind a thick, black scar called an eschar.
 
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For me it was always merthiolate. I hated that stuff. And instead of using something like neosporin my parents used black salve.
And googling merthiolate I see that it contains mercury. Reading a little further, I see that it is also known as Chlorhexidine. Great. I had to use that when I had a staph infection. Well, I guess it got rid of the staph infection but now all I need to worry about is the fact that mercury exposure can harm the brain, heart, kidneys, lungs, and immune system of people of all ages. Are any of those things all that important?
 
Never had it. We had hot water, a wash cloth and a mother overzealously scrubbing your scrape, cut or puncture AKA it may sting and be bleeding but you ain't seen nothing yet.

My mom was a firm believer in a wound cleaning itself out by bleeding any foreign particles out. It was often better to just stay outside and keep playing rather than getting a minor injury tended.
We never had any of that disinfectant stuff. Rinse it off and put on a bandaid if the bleeding didn't stop after about a half hour.
 
And googling merthiolate I see that it contains mercury. Reading a little further, I see that it is also known as Chlorhexidine. Great. I had to use that when I had a staph infection. Well, I guess it got rid of the staph infection but now all I need to worry about is the fact that mercury exposure can harm the brain, heart, kidneys, lungs, and immune system of people of all ages. Are any of those things all that important?
Mercurochrome was basically a mixture of mercury and iodine. Didn't really sting though.
 
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