Random Thoughts XI (Eleven Pipers Piping)

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No idea but Catholics are not required to get them and can wipe them off whenever they want.

Really!? We were always required to get them and were definitely not allowed to wipe them off.

Ever since the ol' Inquisition ended, people just keep gettin' more and more soft, I tell ya. Next thing you know, they'll start treating women as equals.
 
Think I got a decent amount done for a "snow day".

Also, did I mention DH is headed to India for 10 days in a few weeks? Leaving me all alone. Also didn't realize when he said yes that it overlapped with a musical he got me tickets to (for Christmas). I saw a commercial for it this week and thought ****, he forgot didn't he. Ran into the bathroom (he was showering) and said "what day are those tickets?"

His face as he realized where it was headed was one of "I dun screwed this up and she's going to be all sad now."
I was supposed to go to India 10 years ago the last time we were bought. He should get hepatitis shots among other things. FYI it's about 22 hours in airports to get there.
 
Good thing I put on jeans to run over to church instead of my bleach stained house cleaning sweats.

The even older than me people were scared of our inch of new snow so they needed more help.

We had about 110 food trays at funeral dinner. We had 20 dozen deviled eggs. They were all consumed and some people don’t take any. Saw one guy with 8 on his plate.

We put 2 aside for funeral director since he is always last back from cemetery. I like him, he’s a big flirt. I know he’s just checking to make sure he has my size casket in stock.

They will all be paying the price tomorrow. :confused:
 
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Become Lutheran for a year. We don't have that rule, or at least no one has told me about it since I was confirmed a methodist. All I remember from marriage couseling when I switched over was the Pastor told me I had to woo my wife, I couldnt yell "Down woman!" That was a strange conversation. He apparently didn't like me.

Yeah, but then they would have to eat the lutefisk. Ugh.
 
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No idea but Catholics are not required to get them and can wipe them off whenever they want.

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Murph and Andy just played the sound of a guy letting the world's longest fart. 58.5 seconds, according to Guinness. Fairly high pitched.

Probably most intellectual they have ever been.

Trying to remember who the jerk was that posted the first one. @carvers4math believe it or not, it wasn't me.

Oh BC there are a lot of jerks on CF, you can’t do it all.;)

I wish they would either close or cave the female teacher thread.
 
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Think I got a decent amount done for a "snow day".

Also, did I mention DH is headed to India for 10 days in a few weeks? Leaving me all alone. Also didn't realize when he said yes that it overlapped with a musical he got me tickets to (for Christmas). I saw a commercial for it this week and thought ****, he forgot didn't he. Ran into the bathroom (he was showering) and said "what day are those tickets?"

His face as he realized where it was headed was one of "I dun screwed this up and she's going to be all sad now."
All alone or will someone come in from their treehouse?
 
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Survived LifeTime. No one died. To stay on the safe side I avoided eye contact with Goliath, the giant Hawkeye lumberjack guy. Guys that wear ball caps to lift weights indoors are always to be considered sketchy.
 
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