Random thoughts thread

[00clone]

According to the Huffington Post our very own ISU developed the process to make blue cheese from homogenized cow's milk

Mmmm...Maytag Blue Cheese.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maytag_Blue_cheese

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Back to random thoughts:

Bananas go bad way too fast.

That's why banana bread & banana muffins were invented.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Dandy should use this as a pickup line.

"Come lady, let me take you home! I need to make babies to eat my bananas!"

Oh, the places my warped brain went with this comment...

:embarrassed:

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Dandy should use this as a pickup line.

"Come lady, let me take you home! I need to make babies to eat my bananas!"

Tried that one once. Had police called on me.

 

[00clone]

Seems like a good time to bring this back:

[video=youtube;IXPF9cEjSyA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXPF9cEjSyA[/video]

 

[Mtowncyclone13]

I keep reading about banks and credit card companies soliciting people who have just declared bankruptcy because they can't refile bankruptcy for another 7 years. I've always wondered, if you can't refile, but you can't go to jail, what happens if you stop paying those loans? Why wouldn't more people do this?

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Seems like a good time to bring this back:

[video=youtube;IXPF9cEjSyA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXPF9cEjSyA[/video]

Always good time for da Hawaiian singuhs bruddah.

 

[Dandy]

Dandy should use this as a pickup line.

"Come lady, let me take you home! I need to make babies to eat my bananas!"

That quote taken out of context could be interpreted in so many ways.

I wish I could put this pick-up line to use but I don't think my wife would appreciate it.

If anyone else wants to give it a try, please report your success rate back to us by the end of the weekend. I'll be sure to throw out some reminders for the single dudes in this thread.

 

[cyrevkah]

That's not random. That's fact. Simple solution: Get 2 kiddos. No nanners past their prime at the 00clone household. Bad reason to have kids, but it is a solution to the problem.

Fun story: I cut a banana in half for Z last night and was going to cut it up into smaller pieces so she wouldn't choke. She grabbed the banana faster than I could pick it up again and stuck it in her mouth. Watching her simultaneously gnaw and squish said banana I had to take a picture before trying to get it out of her death grip.

 

[00clone]

Fun story: I cut a banana in half for Z last night and was going to cut it up into smaller pieces so she wouldn't choke. She grabbed the banana faster than I could pick it up again and stuck it in her mouth. Watching her simultaneously gnaw and squish said banana I had to take a picture before trying to get it out of her death grip.

Bananas have petitioned the UN for sanctions against my 22 month old for genocide on a vast scale. Dude can destroy a banana before his breakfast toast is done. I gotta time that stuff out right, or he's grumping for another banana before I'm getting the peanut butter out of the cabinet.

 

[3TrueFans]

That's not random. That's fact. Simple solution: Get 2 kiddos. No nanners past their prime at the 00clone household. Bad reason to have kids, but it is a solution to the problem.

Reminds me of the little old lady that swallowed a fly. You have kids to get rid of the bananas but then how do you get rid of the kids once the bananas are gone? Mountain lion?

 

[00clone]

Reminds me of the little old lady that swallowed a fly. You have kids to get rid of the bananas but then how do you get rid of the kids once the bananas are gone? Mountain lion?

Hey, I never said it was a good solution, I said it was a solution.

 

[cmjh10]

That Diallo thread makes my head hurt. A lot of stupid going on over there.

 

[KnappShack]

Reminds me of the little old lady that swallowed a fly. You have kids to get rid of the bananas but then how do you get rid of the kids once the bananas are gone? Mountain lion?

I had to make the analogy when my apartment's giant roach infestation was replaced with a 5' Texas Bull Snake making itself at home in the kitchen.

I half expected to find a mountain lion chilling in the living room

 

[00clone]

That Diallo thread makes my head hurt. A lot of stupid going on over there.

See, I saw that thread pop up and was all like "it's not recruiting season, can't be nothin' good going on in there"...but now I'm intrigued.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Reminds me of the little old lady that swallowed a fly. You have kids to get rid of the bananas but then how do you get rid of the kids once the bananas are gone? Mountain lion?

Everyone knows you swallow a spider to catch the fly.

 

[cmjh10]

See, I saw that thread pop up and was all like "it's not recruiting season, can't be nothin' good going on in there"...but now I'm intrigued.

 

[CarolinaCy]

I had to make the analogy when my apartment's giant roach infestation was replaced with a 5' Texas Bull Snake making itself at home in the kitchen.

I half expected to find a mountain lion chilling in the living room

And where do you live? Just want to know so I don't ever move anywhere near there. Thanks.

 

[00clone]

And where do you live? Just want to know so I don't ever move anywhere near there. Thanks.

Signs point to Texas...or actually maybe near Texas...I guess in Texas, they'd just call it a Bull Snake, not a Texas Bull Snake.

 

[Dandy]

See, I saw that thread pop up and was all like "it's not recruiting season, can't be nothin' good going on in there"...but now I'm intrigued.

Currently there is a pretty good argument over sharing a sandbox. Last post was (or still is) a photo of Michael Jackson before his skin tone changed.