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did you notice that I slipped some pee into the pies?

and yes, someone of sound mind chose to make me their spouse for life. And it's very likely that I shall go home tonight singing the "pee pee pee water water water pie pee pie" song and he will look at me like I've lost my mind. Then realize it's just par for the course.

Wait. So when you wrote that, you wrote it as a song? We may need a recording. I'm having difficulty finding the rhythm used there.
 
Ok. Easiest pie crust recipe on the planet, that tastes like true lard recipe.

2 C. flour
1/2 C. oil
1.5 tsp. salt
1/4 C. ice cold water

Lightly combine everything but water. Add the water - keeping in mind you might need a little less or a little more depending on conditions. DO NOT over-mix. DO NOT! It's done when it looks like it's not completely mixed. If you over mix or add too much water you will see white stringy things form -> that's gluten and if you have too much the crust will not be light and flakey.

Mix with a fork - but I've fallen in love with a Danish dough whisk.

Put 1/2-3/4 of the dough between two pieces of waxed paper. Sprinkle of bit of water between counter and paper to keep paper from sliding around. Roll out. Roll and flip over - if paper starting to wrinkle up into dough, pull paper back and smooth out. Pull off one piece of paper, use a butter knife to help separate from dough as necessary. Put crust-side down in pie plate, and pull off other piece of paper. Use the butter knife to cut off crust handing down around pie plate.

If I'm making a double crust pie, I often increase the recipe by half.

Have left over pie crust dough? Roll out and put on cookie sheet, or whatever. Sprinkle with sugar and cinnamon and bake until just brown = sugar pie! It's delish!

I also have a press-in-the-pie-plate recipe if the rolling out activity freaks you out. It's not bad - which means it's 100 times better than anything from a store.
 
This is the hands down, best pie cookbook on the planet. I stumbled across it 15+ years ago on a book sale for a couple bucks and it is my go-to recipe book.
 
Ok. Easiest pie crust recipe on the planet, that tastes like true lard recipe.

2 C. flour
1/2 C. oil
1.5 tsp. salt
1/4 C. ice cold water

Lightly combine everything but water. Add the water - keeping in mind you might need a little less or a little more depending on conditions. DO NOT over-mix. DO NOT! It's done when it looks like it's not completely mixed. If you over mix or add too much water you will see white stringy things form -> that's gluten and if you have too much the crust will not be light and flakey.

Mix with a fork - but I've fallen in love with a Danish dough whisk.

Put 1/2-3/4 of the dough between two pieces of waxed paper. Sprinkle of bit of water between counter and paper to keep paper from sliding around. Roll out. Roll and flip over - if paper starting to wrinkle up into dough, pull paper back and smooth out. Pull off one piece of paper, use a butter knife to help separate from dough as necessary. Put crust-side down in pie plate, and pull off other piece of paper. Use the butter knife to cut off crust handing down around pie plate.

If I'm making a double crust pie, I often increase the recipe by half.

Have left over pie crust dough? Roll out and put on cookie sheet, or whatever. Sprinkle with sugar and cinnamon and bake until just brown = sugar pie! It's delish!

I also have a press-in-the-pie-plate recipe if the rolling out activity freaks you out. It's not bad - which means it's 100 times better than anything from a store.


No lard..../= pie crust.

It may be some sort of pie crust like pastry product, but it's not pie crust. Beef tallow is an acceptable substitute.
 
Ok. Easiest pie crust recipe on the planet, that tastes like true lard recipe.

2 C. flour
1/2 C. oil
1.5 tsp. salt
1/4 C. ice cold water

Lightly combine everything but water. Add the water - keeping in mind you might need a little less or a little more depending on conditions. DO NOT over-mix. DO NOT! It's done when it looks like it's not completely mixed. If you over mix or add too much water you will see white stringy things form -> that's gluten and if you have too much the crust will not be light and flakey.

Mix with a fork - but I've fallen in love with a Danish dough whisk.

Put 1/2-3/4 of the dough between two pieces of waxed paper. Sprinkle of bit of water between counter and paper to keep paper from sliding around. Roll out. Roll and flip over - if paper starting to wrinkle up into dough, pull paper back and smooth out. Pull off one piece of paper, use a butter knife to help separate from dough as necessary. Put crust-side down in pie plate, and pull off other piece of paper. Use the butter knife to cut off crust handing down around pie plate.

If I'm making a double crust pie, I often increase the recipe by half.

Have left over pie crust dough? Roll out and put on cookie sheet, or whatever. Sprinkle with sugar and cinnamon and bake until just brown = sugar pie! It's delish!

I also have a press-in-the-pie-plate recipe if the rolling out activity freaks you out. It's not bad - which means it's 100 times better than anything from a store.

Awesome! Now which one of you lucky ladies is going to be making a pie with this crust for me?
 
No lard..../= pie crust.

It may be some sort of pie crust like pastry product, but it's not pie crust. Beef tallow is an acceptable substitute.

I constantly get asked for my lard pie crust recipe - - mix it up lightly and you can't tell the difference.
:spinny:
 
I constantly get asked for my lard pie crust recipe - - mix it up lightly and you can't tell the difference.
:spinny:


Not if you've watched the Alton video...the solid fats create the layers.

And full disclosure, I really have no idea, but the only pie crusts I've ever made are from that recipe, but they were good.
 
I don't eat meat product, so I'm perfectly ok with a no lard pie crust.


A world without pork fat is a world I don't want to live in.

However, in your case I would make an exception for coconut oil. Only problem with it is that the melting point is very close to room-ish temperature, so you gotta be real careful not to melt it when mixing.
 
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