Ok. Easiest pie crust recipe on the planet, that tastes like true lard recipe.
2 C. flour
1/2 C. oil
1.5 tsp. salt
1/4 C. ice cold water
Lightly combine everything but water. Add the water - keeping in mind you might need a little less or a little more depending on conditions. DO NOT over-mix. DO NOT! It's done when it looks like it's not completely mixed. If you over mix or add too much water you will see white stringy things form -> that's gluten and if you have too much the crust will not be light and flakey.
Mix with a fork - but I've fallen in love with a
Danish dough whisk.
Put 1/2-3/4 of the dough between two pieces of waxed paper. Sprinkle of bit of water between counter and paper to keep paper from sliding around. Roll out. Roll and flip over - if paper starting to wrinkle up into dough, pull paper back and smooth out. Pull off one piece of paper, use a butter knife to help separate from dough as necessary. Put crust-side down in pie plate, and pull off other piece of paper. Use the butter knife to cut off crust handing down around pie plate.
If I'm making a double crust pie, I often increase the recipe by half.
Have left over pie crust dough? Roll out and put on cookie sheet, or whatever. Sprinkle with sugar and cinnamon and bake until just brown = sugar pie! It's delish!
I also have a press-in-the-pie-plate recipe if the rolling out activity freaks you out. It's not bad - which means it's 100 times better than anything from a store.