I'm ashamed to say the joke went right over my head when I first read it. I guess my mind isn't quite as far in the gutter as I thought. I should probably work on that.
It took me a while too. BC should have done an audio recording of the joke for us slow people.I'm ashamed to say the joke went right over my head when I first read it. I guess my mind isn't quite as far in the gutter as I thought. I should probably work on that.
Pants? I thought you were going to strip down before going in.Finger printing was a let down. I was expecting nasty black fingers that were impossible to scrub clean. Nope, red ink that they bake and turn black. Fingers seem fine.
She asked if I had warm hands because they work better. Had running pants on so I just shoved them down my pants while I waited to fill docs out. Figured my junk would make them warm.
Pants? I thought you were going to strip down before going in.
I have a buddy who was on his school's entertainment committee (for lack of a better term) while he was in college. They booked a couple of national acts that were student promoted. They booked one act that had a rather checkered reputation. The lead singer was known for exhibitionism. They were assured when booking that she would keep her clothes on. The night of the show they went backstage to see her covered in a shaving creme bikini ready to go on. Again they were assured that she had a bikini on under the creme. When she went on and started warming up under the lights they soon learned that she had no top on and yes, no bikini bottom on. To make matters worse, she...ahem...desecrated, shall we say, their microphone. Let's just say that after that my buddy and his committee were in a lot of trouble from the university.Bars getting shut down reminded me of a place in a neighboring town that was shut down.
Used to be an old bar/strip joint in town named Tom and Jerrys (not actual but I'm going with this). One time this girl tried to come up with something new, so she thought she had this great idea for the slow night. She covered herself in whip cream and came out on stage. Tom and Jerry were both there and thought it was a great idea. You had to pay 5 bucks to take a lick of whipped cream.
Cops were making their rounds and at that time Tom and Jerry were getting some whipped cream. Cop came in and arrested Jerry but left Tom alone. When it was all said and done, it turned out that Tom had a liquor license and not Jerry.
My parents are coming up this weekend. Just send it up with them. Otherwise, late this summer.Happy belated birthday, @jcyclonee! Next time you're in Dodge I'll treat you to some top shelf tequila.
And smothered sanchos, right?Happy belated birthday, @jcyclonee! Next time you're in Dodge I'll treat you to some top shelf tequila.
My parents are coming up this weekend. Just send it up with them. Otherwise, late this summer.
About 2 years ago I had the actual really good tequila for the first time. I couldn't believe how good it actually was. I'll never pay that much for the stuff but I learned that Jose Ceurvo really doesn't know what he's doing very well.
I put down about 200 yards of wood chips along the rear property line last weekend. I'll need to do about 30 yards in the front but need to remove a bunch of the old stuff because it's up to the top of the brick pavers. The deck railing needs to be stained. We're painting the kitchen and dining room. I hung some plant hangers on the front porch. We need to clean the carpet. I'm replacing a toilet seat. Putting in 3 new floor vent diffuser things. New faucet in the kitchen. Seal the concrete patio. I just bought a pressure washer (I know longer need to grovel to the neighbors) so I'll get to clean the siding and decking. Clean the garage fridge (it'll be easier if I get rid of some of that beer). Wash the windows. Since I'll screw up half of that stuff, I guess I'll have to probably do a lot of that stuff twice.@jcyclonee when you are done going from house to house on your swingers tour and get rested up, what are you guys doing to your house for graduation? We put that wood plank stuff down in our kitchen, dining, and laundry/storage rooms. Now it makes the living room carpet look poorer. Gonna get nailed for that soon I feel.
Also while I'm anti watching things I've noticed these Dog's journey movie previews which I guess is a sequel to a Dog's purpose which in both films a dog dies over and over again. What kind of sick person could sit and watch that emotional torture.
I put down about 200 yards of wood chips along the rear property line last weekend. I'll need to do about 30 yards in the front but need to remove a bunch of the old stuff because it's up to the top of the brick pavers. The deck railing needs to be stained. We're painting the kitchen and dining room. I hung some plant hangers on the front porch. We need to clean the carpet. I'm replacing a toilet seat. Putting in 3 new floor vent diffuser things. New faucet in the kitchen. Seal the concrete patio. I just bought a pressure washer (I know longer need to grovel to the neighbors) so I'll get to clean the siding and decking. Clean the garage fridge (it'll be easier if I get rid of some of that beer). Wash the windows. Since I'll screw up half of that stuff, I guess I'll have to probably do a lot of that stuff twice.
Are you guys getting a tent? We're trying to decide if it's worth it to have somebody deliver and install it or if we should do it ourselves. When you're done with yours can we just pick up your leftover ribs and pulled pork?
I put down about 200 yards of wood chips along the rear property line last weekend. I'll need to do about 30 yards in the front but need to remove a bunch of the old stuff because it's up to the top of the brick pavers. The deck railing needs to be stained. We're painting the kitchen and dining room. I hung some plant hangers on the front porch. We need to clean the carpet. I'm replacing a toilet seat. Putting in 3 new floor vent diffuser things. New faucet in the kitchen. Seal the concrete patio. I just bought a pressure washer (I know longer need to grovel to the neighbors) so I'll get to clean the siding and decking. Clean the garage fridge (it'll be easier if I get rid of some of that beer). Wash the windows. Since I'll screw up half of that stuff, I guess I'll have to probably do a lot of that stuff twice.
Are you guys getting a tent? We're trying to decide if it's worth it to have somebody deliver and install it or if we should do it ourselves. When you're done with yours can we just pick up your leftover ribs and pulled pork?
Years ago Mrs. Velo and I were in Cabo. We went out and decided to buy some tequila to take home. We went early in the day to a big liquor store that had a bar attached. The guy wanted to let us sample them so he opened the bar so he could give us shots to try them out. Needless to say we left with several bottles of a variety of flavors or tequila.My parents are coming up this weekend. Just send it up with them. Otherwise, late this summer.
About 2 years ago I had the actual really good tequila for the first time. I couldn't believe how good it actually was. I'll never pay that much for the stuff but I learned that Jose Ceurvo really doesn't know what he's doing very well.
Years ago Mrs. Velo and I were in Cabo. We went out and decided to buy some tequila to take home. We went early in the day to a big liquor store that had a bar attached. The guy wanted to let us sample them so he opened the bar so he could give us shots to try them out. Needless to say we left with several bottles of a variety of flavors or tequila.