Random Thoughts IV

[wxman1]

Remember pants don't go generic.

My wife just called and said there is a ***** laying in an intersection on her way to work. Kind of funny that it is in a nice area.

 

[CloneinWDSM]

Our sump pump either broke/tripped a breaker last night. Safe to say my friend in the basement has a soaked bedroom floor.

 

[00clone]

Remember pants don't go generic.

My wife just called and said there is a ***** laying in an intersection on her way to work. Kind of funny that it is in a nice area.

Considering the previous post...since it's starred out, I'm guessing that says wh*re.

 

[00clone]

Our sump pump either broke/tripped a breaker last night. Safe to say my friend in the basement has a soaked bedroom floor.

Tell him you'll pump it out when you get your damn money.

 

[3TrueFans]

Girl at the gym wearing nothing but a bikini. If that's not a sad, desperate cry for attention, I don't know what is.

Also, I've seen this girl out while drinking a couple of different times and I have a sneaking suspicion she might be a prostitute.

Only one way to find out.

 

[00clone]

Girl at the gym wearing nothing but a bikini. If that's not a sad, desperate cry for attention, I don't know what is.

Also, I've seen this girl out while drinking a couple of different times and I have a sneaking suspicion she might be a prostitute.

This nickels going on a date thing is really bugging you, isn't it?

 

[CloneinWDSM]

Tell him you'll pump it out when you get your damn money.

Different Roomate. I'm supposed to be getting Cash tomorrow from numbnuts. He only got 1/2 his paycheck he says is why it's getting declined.

Idiot. He works for Microsoft. His family has money.

 

[00clone]

Different Roomate. I'm supposed to be getting Cash tomorrow from numbnuts. He only got 1/2 his paycheck he says is why it's getting declined.

Idiot. He works for Microsoft. His family has money.

OK, then numbnuts is now moving to the basement.

 

[00clone]

Different Roomate. I'm supposed to be getting Cash tomorrow from numbnuts. He only got 1/2 his paycheck he says is why it's getting declined.

Idiot. He works for Microsoft. His family has money.

And wait...you're living with fiteen? Dude, we know where all of his money went, he's blowing it on furniture, and maybe that lady at NFM knew something when she asked if he could afford it.

 

[isulive2train]

Tell him you'll pump it out when you get your damn money.

Slumlord.

 

[jcyclonee]

Girl at the gym wearing nothing but a bikini. If that's not a sad, desperate cry for attention, I don't know what is.

Also, I've seen this girl out while drinking a couple of different times and I have a sneaking suspicion she might be a prostitute.

Sneaking suspicion = Fact proven by personal research

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Only one way to find out.

Yuck.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Flashback image o da day.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

This nickels going on a date thing is really bugging you, isn't it?

It keeps me awake at night, man.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Sneaking suspicion = Fact proven by personal research

I don't think there's a dry spell in the world that would make me pay for sex.

Plus, as you'd imagine with prostitutes, she has a really nice body, but her face looks like an old catcher's mitt.

 

[jcyclonee]

Fake a heart attack. If neither calls 911, fire them for not being a company man. If one of them calls, fire the other one for not being a company man. If both rush off to call, at least they'll have stopped talking.

If one of them insists on giving you extended mouth to mouth, file a sexual harassment complaint and have him fired....or sit back and enjoy it if you're into that sorta thing.

I don't think anybody's into that sorta thing with an expert on Hawaiian tax code.

 

[wxman1]

Considering the previous post...since it's starred out, I'm guessing that says wh*re.

Female sex toy.

 

[bawbie]

Female sex toy.

That's hilarious. I saw one hanging from a phone line over an intersection in SE last week. It was (thankfully) still in the plastic packaging.

 

[00clone]

Female sex toy.

Ahh...she stopped and picked it up, right?

 

[carvers4math]

My phone wasn't kidding when it sent me all of these flash flooding things.