Random thoughts III

[cyrocksmypants]

Uh-oh, Pantsy just jaywalked in front of KC while looking at his cell phone

How is that possible? Unless there's a road going through KC's kitchen, since women should never be allowed to leave that room.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Well, I was right...you DO know my triggers.

I posted what I did in response to your post up above, Pantsy...I didn't want you to feel bad about starting the string of jokes.

 

[VeloClone]

PEOPLE!!!!! MY AGE DOES NOT BOTHER ME AT ALL!!! I'VE EARNED EVERY WRINKLE.

MY BODY SHAPE (WHILE DRASTICALLY DIFFERENT FROM 15 YEARS AGO) IS SOMETHING I HAVE COME TO TERMS WITH.

I have no problem with y'all teasing me about that - we have a "relationship" of sorts. By now you should know what really gets me riled. Age and size are two that don't!

Size doesn't matter, at least that is what I have been told.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Is she hot?

You forget I know where to find you....and your lovely bride to be...

 

[ImJustKCClone]

How is that possible? Unless there's a road going through KC's kitchen, since women should never be allowed to leave that room.

Oh, that ship sailed eons ago...

 

[VeloClone]

You forget I know where to find you....and your lovely bride to be...

**** just got real.

 

[00clone]

Like sitting on my dad's lap on Hwy 13 and steering that big old Buick mothership? The next Buick had dealer installed seatbelt at the insistence of the now a little bit older safety geek Boxster. Little Boxster by that time was an avid reader of car mags like Motor Trend.

And on the subject of boosters: I was pretty short when 14 with my learners permit and had to sit on a little booster pillow. Needed it see over the dash and hood of that '58 Buick. It was a Golden Gopher stadium cushion of all things to have in NE Iowa.

That was so you didn't feel bad farting on it.

 

[cyhiphopp]

You forget I know where to find you....and your lovely bride to be...

Bring it. I think we can outrun a top heavy little person.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

**** just got real.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Bring it. I think we can outrun a top heavy former smoker little person.

That helps too.

 

[VeloClone]

Bring it. I think we can outrun a top heavy little person.

You aren't accounting for her throwing her shoe at you.

 

[00clone]

You aren't accounting for her throwing her shoe at you.

What is this, Iraq?

 

[cyhiphopp]

You aren't accounting for her throwing her shoe at you.

That REALLY hurt!

 

[VeloClone]

This is where I originally got it, but I did think about Dubya dodging the Iraqi shoes.

NSFW - language

[video=youtube;IGkNzbRDvKs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGkNzbRDvKs[/video]

 

[cyhiphopp]

I love classic Eddie Murphy. Back when he was funny.

I remember listening to his set on tape with my friend during a sleepover when I was about 9 maybe. We lost it and got in trouble with his mom for being up late.

 

[VeloClone]

What is this, Iraq?

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a shoe." Thank God Dubya trained with Rip Torn.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

You aren't accounting for her throwing her shoe at you.

Or biting his kneecaps...

 

[coolerifyoudid]

I'm sort of a designated problem solver here at work. I've run into a scenario where every option leads to a worse outcome. I'm feeling mortal and not liking it one bit.

And boom, Cooler saves the day!

I fixed the issue with the smallest amount of collateral damage. The owner was impressed by my resolution. My co-worker (aka the recipient of my collateral damage), not so much.

(reenactment with me and co-worker)

 

[00clone]

And boom, Cooler saves the day!

I fixed the issue with the smallest amount of collateral damage. The owner was impressed by my resolution. My co-worker (aka the recipient of my collateral damage), not so much.

(reenactment with me and co-worker)

It was the bacon, wasn't it?

 

[stormchaser2014]

I feel bad for the guy outside pressure washing all the buildings. He's dressed for winter and it's 60 degrees