Great advice, Pants, great advice. Just make sure the person you are hooking up with does not catch that bouquet! Or you might end up being the one getting screwed.
Moving on to the least surprising news of the day. Bruce Jenner announcing that he is going full Kardashian and about to become Kanye's second mother in law. I have a gay co-worker that told me about this about 1 1/2 years ago. At the time I thought he was just making it up, but then I heard the rumors about a year later. Going on that Diane Sawyer interview must have taken a lot of balls, so that might be the last interview for Bruce Jenner.
Speaking of balls, we go into college basketball. Do you have any theories as to why Noskowiak was not recruited for 2 months after decomitting? I'm asking for a listener (R. from Ames, IA).