Random thoughts III
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W.T.F. Dumbest thing I've ever read here. Please tell me you're not serious.
I'm so proud of that one. So many people got ****** about it. Then when I asked Roundball was so angry because his mother didn't big him enough and he said she died at an early age, I was particularly proud of my troll response.
That's probably my favorite thread I've ever created.
Seriously? The Superman cut?
I may or may not have obtained a picture of young CG with a totes adorbz front curl when she was younger.
By all means don't dare open the "OMG Jamie Pollard is having a press conference the sky is falling" or "Some jerk from Washington said something vague about Otz coming back so Dreamy is coaching the Bulls" threads.
I must admit though that if the mens' basketball program had as many "sources" as CF claims, they would be so busy gossiping they would get nothing done.
And good luck with finals.
Yes, but the shaved left side would get more attention.
Would.
Both that chick and CG with a shaved left side of her head.
Stormchaser, you see the twister in Hawaii the other day?
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=984546024889951
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=984546024889951
On tonight's episode, we talk about:
-hooking up with bridesmaids
-being 2 balls short from a Jenner
-Noskowiak's 2 month recruiting slump
-game of "guess the actual girls on CF"
-cut the cord - what a tool!
-latest updates on the Hawaii twister
Back to you, Pants!
Here's the deal with hooking up with bridesmaids. It's a LOT harder than the movies will lead you to believe it is. Most bridesmaids are either already in a relationship or are just too involved with the wedding for you to get a real shot at them. If you want a Bet the House chance at a wedding hook up, you find the relative/friend that is just close enough to be considered close, but not close enough to make the party. This is usually a cousin or a friend that claims she's known the bride longer than any of the other bridesmaids. She'll still be in lovey wedding mode, but will be upset enough with the bride that she doesn't care is sessy time shenanigans ruins the reception.
Great advice, Pants, great advice. Just make sure the person you are hooking up with does not catch that bouquet! Or you might end up being the one getting screwed.
Moving on to the least surprising news of the day. Bruce Jenner announcing that he is going full Kardashian and about to become Kanye's second mother in law. I have a gay co-worker that told me about this about 1 1/2 years ago. At the time I thought he was just making it up, but then I heard the rumors about a year later. Going on that Diane Sawyer interview must have taken a lot of balls, so that might be the last interview for Bruce Jenner.
Speaking of balls, we go into college basketball. Do you have any theories as to why Noskowiak was not recruited for 2 months after decomitting? I'm asking for a listener (R. from Ames, IA).
I think he's just waiting for that right offer to come about before any news will be released. I have it from a pretty good source (I won't release names, but it sounds kind of like CyArod) that Minnesota is sniffing around the thought of sniffing around the kid. This will likely result in a frontal recruiting assault from Fran McCaffrey with will cause Nick to immediately flee either north or west of Iowa City.
As for ladies of the CF, CyBirdy apparently has completely denied my advances, so I've sent ***** pics to Dandy. Will update on that as soon as I hear more.
This is normally where we'd break for our first guest, but WDSM is running late. I can only assume his mom felt guilty and gave him his lube back.
Good move on the pics. Did you make sure to photoshop before sending? Last time I did, I forgot to do that and found out he, I mean she, is not easily impressed. I was kind of lazy, so I did not even match the skin tone.
How about those cordless tools? DeWalt or Milwaukee tools? I for one don't trust people from Wisconsin due to their unhealthy obsession with cheese, so I'll go with DeWalt. Do you have a preference?
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