Random Thoughts 17: Here we go again.

[VeloClone]

Listened to the Twins White Sox game today, there was a commercial by the city of chicago about how amazing it is said if they didn't want to be amazing they would be Cleveland. LOL it made me laugh some good old fashioned between cities smack talk.

Come on now. We all know Cleveland rocks.

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

A transcribed voice mail I got.

“Hi this is Charlotte with _⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_ and I was just calling to let you know that your sandwich striation is expiring that your system for work management and I just want to let you know because if it's not ring _⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_ time you're not considered for government _⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_ the selection”

I cut off the last 2/3 but I gotta find out what is going on with my sandwiches.

Too much banana and not enough peanut butter.

 

[wxman1]

For those that care. We were notified last night that a certain video of me trying to teach LittleWx how to ride his bike a few years ago will be on AFV this Sunday evening. I will be signing autographs immediately following for $10/item.

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

For @BCClone and the rest of you who seem to have a strange affectation for bananas, here's what happens. https://www.popsci.com/environment/banana-peel-elephant/

 

[Cy Hard]

For those that care. We were notified last night that a certain video of me trying to teach LittleWx how to ride his bike a few years ago will be on AFV this Sunday evening. I will be signing autographs immediately following for $10/item.

So how bad did your nuts hurt after? Assuming it's like all dad videos on that show.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

For those that care. We were notified last night that a certain video of me trying to teach LittleWx how to ride his bike a few years ago will be on AFV this Sunday evening. I will be signing autographs immediately following for $10/item.

Guess I'd better set up the TIVO for it.

 

[wxman1]

So how bad did your nuts hurt after? Assuming it's like all dad videos on that show.

No damage was done to anything important. I dove over top of him after he crashed in front of me.

 

[CycloneErik]

No damage was done to anything important. I dove over top of him after he crashed in front of me.

That didn't answer the question.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

For those that care. We were notified last night that a certain video of me trying to teach LittleWx how to ride his bike a few years ago will be on AFV this Sunday evening. I will be signing autographs immediately following for $10/item.

AFV is still on the air?

 

[VeloClone]

AFV is still on the air?

Yeah, I saw it a couple of weeks ago for the first time in I don't know how long.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

This needs a bump

 

[VeloClone]

This needs a bump

This is entirely more engaging than it should be...

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Double Bump

 

[jcyclonee]

Double Bump

 

[cycloner29]

So yesterday, I was going to the bathroom, bent down to flush the toilet. One of the temples of my glasses broke off and it scored a 10 as it broke the yellow urine water. Damn!! At least the temple was the only solid thing in there when I fished it out.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Trying to type around a cat is an exercise in frustration. It gets worse when she keeps rolling onto the Microsoft Edge auto-open key...

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

I saw an ad for light saber chopsticks on Amazon. Then I looked them up and saw this little psycho

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

From my perpetual desk calendar for today, courtesy of Benjamin Franklin: There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and frequently fall than that of defrauding the government.

 

[VeloClone]

From my perpetual desk calendar for today, courtesy of Benjamin Franklin: There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and frequently fall than that of defrauding the government.

And here we thought it all started when the instituted the income tax in 1913, but apparently it goes back to way before that.

 

[CycloneErik]

Big surprise here. Iowa adds weird steps in setting up tax payment plans that the IRS doesn't.