What would you have him say in that situation? He's gotta make SOME kind of a statement.
"Dear Tiger Fans,
"As you probably already know, Texas A&M is leaving the Big 12 for another conference. And we are jealous as s***. So, we are going all in with the SEC too. We don't have much, if anything, to really offer them, except we get them to 14 teams for scheduling purposes. It also may take weeks to get this whole thing done. As you know, none of us in this state move real fast. Just isn't our style.
So, we are going to drag our feet, say goodbye to hosting conference tournaments regularly in our state, and cherish our one football win in the Big12 over Texas or OU, our 7 total Big12 Championships, and are going to join our brothers down there in Banjoland. The time has come to quit trying to pretend we are something we are not. So let's make some more sweet tea, boil some peanuts, and cherish being in a conference, that really wants, no needs, well, that will accept us. Its a great fit. Just say this big word with me: stability.
I know some fans may be confused. We will indeed be the third Tiger team in the conference, and the other two will be quite better than us at pretty much anything. Don't worry, we will still wear the black with **** gold accents that you have grown so fond of.
M-I-Z-Z-O-U. Yep. That spells Missouri.
Go Tigers. (The Black and Gold ones)
-Mike Alden