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***Official Friday Confessions Thread***

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2ndCyCE said:
I would have torn my sleeves off and impersonated Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn the rest of the day FTW.
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You smell like **** Veg Head.

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Now strike this mother****er out!
 
cyhiphopp said:
Yeah, I've been blocked a few times by roomates.

Apparently they think they are keeping their friend from making some huge mistake that they will regret when sober.

I kind of understand that, but let them make their own decisions. I made it a point not to go after girls if they were so drunk that they didn't know what/who they were doing.
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I was **** blocked so frequently by angry DUFFs in college that my buddies started calling me "the world's most **** blocked man".

I also pulled the self **** block a few times too. This generally involved getting so drunk that I was no longer making any sense, or doing the whole "be a jerk, but be funny about it" think and going way too far onto the jerk side of things.
 
Naughtius said:
Back in my tranny days, I used to troll the bars in Iowa City. Not to brag, but my friends said I was average looking as a chick, and of course got better looking the closer it got to closing time.
I took this one dude home with me once, and we did some "stuff." My roommate had some drama so I left for a couple minutes, and when I got back the SOB was gone, and he took my iPod to boot.
Anyway, I won't apologize for my experimental years. But the confession is the guy I brought home was coyote ugly. I mean Abe Vigoda-after-a-bender ugly. I'm still ashamed.
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You did give a ****** BJ, so you deserved it. :D :D :D
 
Cyclonin said:
In college, a couple of us were drinking one night. Well one of my friend's hometown friends was there and she was a sloot.

Two of my friends decided it would be a good idea to see if they could both hook up with her. After very minimal persuasion, this occured. At the same time.

They both sat on the couch while she did some skiing:yes:. We always call this "Twin Dongs"

The best part is at one point she stopped her actions and said "I've gotta stop doing this."
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:biglaugh: haha thats some good stuff
 
Trice said:
They didn't look at each other while this was going on, did they? Can't make eye contact with the other dude.

I realize everyone is plastered but I'm trying to wrap my brain around the awkwardness. It's gotta be weird to sit there and watch your friend get off, and him watch you.
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Completely agreed, and I don't really think its ever been spoken of... They are both groomsmen in my wedding and I am sure it will be brought up during the bachelor party.

I will report back as soon as I find out.
 
I was at a party many moons ago and I was hooking up with a young lady in my truck. Well a couple of my buddies and another girl were outside taking interest. The other girl was watching and having a good time and finally asked one of my friends "who is that?" They start laughing and tell her it's her sister. She suddenly didn't think it was so interesting and started knocking on the door until we stopped.

Edit: For the record their wasn't even any sexy time going on, so I'm not sure why she had such as issue.
 
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When in college a buddy & I lived in Ankeny so we frequented the Lumberyard almost weekly. One night one of the strippers was all over me & asked if her & her friend could come to our place & party w/us some more. I of course said sure. She of course didnt drive so told another stripper they didnt need a ride anymore so she could leave. At closing time she came up & said they had to run to dressing room to get their stuff. As she walked away I looked @ my buddy & asked if he was thinking what I was in which his reply was "Yea HIV" so we jetted! Needless to say she was dancing again a couple weeks later when we went back. I got kicked out b/c she was screaming @ me & punched my chest a few times so the bouncer thought I was causing problems
 
Al_4_State said:
A couple of my buddies had a house together in Ames fall before last, and they were out at Mickey's with a bunch of people, and they were basically able to talk this crazy band chick into hooking up with both of them at the same time.

She didn't really want to sleep with the one, so she blew him while the other one went from behind.

They decided to arm wrestle on her back (this is known as the "Wobbly H") and they were unable to quit laughing. Once she figured out what was going on she said "if you guys can't quit laughing, I'm done". That was pretty much the end of it.
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Thank goodness ****** is a banned word. My sensibilities would surely be offended if I read that in this thread.:jimlad:
 
Gotta keep this within site rules, guys.
 
I spent so much time on the road for work that I started to think Dog the bounty hunter's wife was hella sexy....

and I still do. Once Beth gets in your blood there's no shaking her out of there
 
Hawkeye11en1 said:
Alright, I'll try to help.

After my sophomore year I transferred from CSU to Iowa. I moved back to be closer to a girl (my now wife) and she basically said she wanted to be with someone else. So I went into a downward spiral of bar binges and taking home anything and everything. The last one was when I knew I had to quit.

We were upstairs at Jakes and it was bar close. Hadn't talked to this girl all night, and I still couldn't tell you her name or what she looked like - friends said she was a 6'er. Not surprising. We went back to her place and went to her room. Started fooling around. My pants were thrown to the floor in a drunken rage, I'm sure. Well about 5 minutes into it she says she needs to go to the bathroom. Fine. She comes back out, she gives another BJ...all is well. She hears a noise in the other room and tells me to hold on. She then precedes to leave me in her room.

I wait....I wait some more...I can hear her talking to another girl but in a little bit that stops. I then wait more. Nothing. I get up, find my pants and luckily check for my wallet as it had slid under the bed. Go sit on her computer for a second - still nothing. I go out of the room and look around - nothing. I go back and sit down and grab my hat and stuff. At this point I'm pretty ******. As I'm sitting at her computer desk I look down and notice an Ipod just sitting there. I shove it in my pocket and book it out of there. Walked home in about 15 degree weather. Loaded up that Ipod, got rid of all the music and used it for 3 years straight.

Always felt pretty bad about that. They were decently expensive at the time and she probably didn't deserve that. That kind of made me realize I need to stop drinking so much.
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I thought you were going to say her roomate came in and you had a penthouse forum night.
 
BirdOfWar said:
I was at a party many moons ago and I was hooking up with a young lady in my truck. Well a couple of my buddies and another girl were outside taking interest. The other girl was watching and having a good time and finally asked one of my friends "who is that?" They start laughing and tell her it's her sister. She suddenly didn't think it was so interesting and started knocking on the door until we stopped.

Edit: For the record their wasn't even any sexy time going on, so I'm not sure why she had such as issue.
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Aren't these the same thing?
 
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