My Top 25

Clemson....I have no idea what to think of that team.
 
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No love for BYU? I know the focus is probably on Arizona State and TCU if you’re looking at unranked teams that could jump in from the Big 12, but BYU seems to keep chugging along even with the off-season swap for Retzlaff.

Yes, time will tell once they play a team with a pulse.
 
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Here is ChatGPT's top 25, when prompted to strip away program history, recruiting reputation, and preseason expectations and instead rank teams purely on 2025 performance so far (quality of wins, margins, strength of opponent, consistency).

Top 25 — Resume-Only (2025 Season So Far) Rank Team Why (On-Field Results Only)

1 Florida State 77–3 win last week, complete domination in multiple games. Arguably most impressive margin combo so far.
2 Oregon 69–3 demolition, most consistent blowouts against FBS foes. Offense looks unstoppable.
3 Ohio State 70–0 shutout; defensive dominance and offensive balance.
4 Penn State 34–0 shutout; less flashy but still in control each week.
5 Illinois Back-to-back commanding wins, climbing into legit Top 10 territory.
6 Oklahoma Statement win over Michigan + strong overall scoring differential.
7 Miami (FL) QB efficiency streak, clean execution, still undefeated.
8 South Florida Upsets of ranked teams (Florida, Virginia Tech); resume > brand right now.
9 Texas Tech High-scoring beatdowns; offense is humming against real opponents.
10 Tennessee Huge offensive showings; one of the biggest movers with explosive results.
11 LSU Reliable wins, balanced play, though not as flashy as top peers.
12 Iowa State Undefeated with steady game control. Not flashy but effective.
13 Georgia Wins are there, but less dominant than others above.
14 Notre Dame One loss hurts, but otherwise solid resume with tough schedule.
15 Texas Arch Manning-led offense good but not elite compared to Oregon/FSU.
16 Clemson Rebounded well after slip, still a dangerous team.
17 South Carolina Steady, mistake-free, quietly efficient.
18 Texas A&M Consistently winning but resume not as strong as peers above.
19 Ole Miss Shaky moments but still undefeated; comeback ability is real.
20 Utah Balanced, nothing spectacular, but winning games soundly.
21 Alabama Blowout win last week, but earlier results weren’t as dominant as peers.
22 Indiana Strong start, though not tested by elite opposition yet.
23 Auburn New entry into rankings; good wins, but against softer schedule.
24 Missouri 2–0 start, but margins and opponents keep them lower here.
25 Michigan Loss to Oklahoma hurts, but resume still Top 25-worthy.

Key Differences vs. AP Poll Florida State, Oregon, Illinois, Oklahoma, and USF get major bumps — they’ve actually shown it on the field. Georgia, Alabama, Michigan, Notre Dame slide a bit — they’re ranked high in AP mostly due to program pedigree, not dominance so far. USF and Texas Tech sit way higher here than AP because of upset wins and offensive output.
 
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I like your thinking Jake, but I think 10 is too high for us.

It turns out…. we haven’t beaten anyone with a pulse yet. KSU hasn’t looked good at all and lost to Army. South Dakota lost to Lamar this past week? Uggghh. And Iowa is trash.
 
Here is ChatGPT's top 25, when prompted to strip away program history, recruiting reputation, and preseason expectations and instead rank teams purely on 2025 performance so far (quality of wins, margins, strength of opponent, consistency).

Top 25 — Resume-Only (2025 Season So Far) Rank Team Why (On-Field Results Only)

1 Florida State 77–3 win last week, complete domination in multiple games. Arguably most impressive margin combo so far.
2 Oregon 69–3 demolition, most consistent blowouts against FBS foes. Offense looks unstoppable.
3 Ohio State 70–0 shutout; defensive dominance and offensive balance.
4 Penn State 34–0 shutout; less flashy but still in control each week.
5 Illinois Back-to-back commanding wins, climbing into legit Top 10 territory.
6 Oklahoma Statement win over Michigan + strong overall scoring differential.
7 Miami (FL) QB efficiency streak, clean execution, still undefeated.
8 South Florida Upsets of ranked teams (Florida, Virginia Tech); resume > brand right now.
9 Texas Tech High-scoring beatdowns; offense is humming against real opponents.
10 Tennessee Huge offensive showings; one of the biggest movers with explosive results.
11 LSU Reliable wins, balanced play, though not as flashy as top peers.
12 Iowa State Undefeated with steady game control. Not flashy but effective.
13 Georgia Wins are there, but less dominant than others above.
14 Notre Dame One loss hurts, but otherwise solid resume with tough schedule.
15 Texas Arch Manning-led offense good but not elite compared to Oregon/FSU.
16 Clemson Rebounded well after slip, still a dangerous team.
17 South Carolina Steady, mistake-free, quietly efficient.
18 Texas A&M Consistently winning but resume not as strong as peers above.
19 Ole Miss Shaky moments but still undefeated; comeback ability is real.
20 Utah Balanced, nothing spectacular, but winning games soundly.
21 Alabama Blowout win last week, but earlier results weren’t as dominant as peers.
22 Indiana Strong start, though not tested by elite opposition yet.
23 Auburn New entry into rankings; good wins, but against softer schedule.
24 Missouri 2–0 start, but margins and opponents keep them lower here.
25 Michigan Loss to Oklahoma hurts, but resume still Top 25-worthy.

Key Differences vs. AP Poll Florida State, Oregon, Illinois, Oklahoma, and USF get major bumps — they’ve actually shown it on the field. Georgia, Alabama, Michigan, Notre Dame slide a bit — they’re ranked high in AP mostly due to program pedigree, not dominance so far. USF and Texas Tech sit way higher here than AP because of upset wins and offensive output.
How does this change when you inform ChatGPT that South FLORIDA beat Boise State and South CAROLINA is the one that beat Virginia Tech?
 
I like your thinking Jake, but I think 10 is too high for us.

It turns out…. we haven’t beaten anyone with a pulse yet. KSU hasn’t looked good at all and lost to Army. South Dakota lost to Lamar this past week? Uggghh. And Iowa is trash.
Momentum is a ***** in college sports. If K State wins that game, they're probably 3-0 right now. Our wins may not be what they seem, but it's way too early to tell either way.
 
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How does this change when you inform ChatGPT that South FLORIDA beat Boise State and South CAROLINA is the one that beat Virginia Tech?

Don‘t try to correct our AI overlords, you might make them mad … yes, it’s a good thing USF beat Virginia Tech, it’s a very good thing, please don’t send us to the cornfield, ChatGPT, we know you know all and see all
 
This is why we want Iowa and K-State to win a lot of games this year, especially Iowa. If Iowa wins 9 or 10 with their gauntlet of a schedule, it makes ISU look better to the voters and analysts. Unfortunately Gronowski is horrible and they will likely be a 6-6 team.
 
Here is ChatGPT's top 25, when prompted to strip away program history, recruiting reputation, and preseason expectations and instead rank teams purely on 2025 performance so far (quality of wins, margins, strength of opponent, consistency).

Top 25 — Resume-Only (2025 Season So Far) Rank Team Why (On-Field Results Only)

1 Florida State 77–3 win last week, complete domination in multiple games. Arguably most impressive margin combo so far.
2 Oregon 69–3 demolition, most consistent blowouts against FBS foes. Offense looks unstoppable.
3 Ohio State 70–0 shutout; defensive dominance and offensive balance.
4 Penn State 34–0 shutout; less flashy but still in control each week.
5 Illinois Back-to-back commanding wins, climbing into legit Top 10 territory.
6 Oklahoma Statement win over Michigan + strong overall scoring differential.
7 Miami (FL) QB efficiency streak, clean execution, still undefeated.
8 South Florida Upsets of ranked teams (Florida, Virginia Tech); resume > brand right now.
9 Texas Tech High-scoring beatdowns; offense is humming against real opponents.
10 Tennessee Huge offensive showings; one of the biggest movers with explosive results.
11 LSU Reliable wins, balanced play, though not as flashy as top peers.
12 Iowa State Undefeated with steady game control. Not flashy but effective.
13 Georgia Wins are there, but less dominant than others above.
14 Notre Dame One loss hurts, but otherwise solid resume with tough schedule.
15 Texas Arch Manning-led offense good but not elite compared to Oregon/FSU.
16 Clemson Rebounded well after slip, still a dangerous team.
17 South Carolina Steady, mistake-free, quietly efficient.
18 Texas A&M Consistently winning but resume not as strong as peers above.
19 Ole Miss Shaky moments but still undefeated; comeback ability is real.
20 Utah Balanced, nothing spectacular, but winning games soundly.
21 Alabama Blowout win last week, but earlier results weren’t as dominant as peers.
22 Indiana Strong start, though not tested by elite opposition yet.
23 Auburn New entry into rankings; good wins, but against softer schedule.
24 Missouri 2–0 start, but margins and opponents keep them lower here.
25 Michigan Loss to Oklahoma hurts, but resume still Top 25-worthy.

Key Differences vs. AP Poll Florida State, Oregon, Illinois, Oklahoma, and USF get major bumps — they’ve actually shown it on the field. Georgia, Alabama, Michigan, Notre Dame slide a bit — they’re ranked high in AP mostly due to program pedigree, not dominance so far. USF and Texas Tech sit way higher here than AP because of upset wins and offensive output.
How can I put this tactfully?

F*** AI.
 
Here is ChatGPT's top 25, when prompted to strip away program history, recruiting reputation, and preseason expectations and instead rank teams purely on 2025 performance so far (quality of wins, margins, strength of opponent, consistency).

Top 25 — Resume-Only (2025 Season So Far) Rank Team Why (On-Field Results Only)

1 Florida State 77–3 win last week, complete domination in multiple games. Arguably most impressive margin combo so far.
2 Oregon 69–3 demolition, most consistent blowouts against FBS foes. Offense looks unstoppable.
3 Ohio State 70–0 shutout; defensive dominance and offensive balance.
4 Penn State 34–0 shutout; less flashy but still in control each week.
5 Illinois Back-to-back commanding wins, climbing into legit Top 10 territory.
6 Oklahoma Statement win over Michigan + strong overall scoring differential.
7 Miami (FL) QB efficiency streak, clean execution, still undefeated.
8 South Florida Upsets of ranked teams (Florida, Virginia Tech); resume > brand right now.
9 Texas Tech High-scoring beatdowns; offense is humming against real opponents.
10 Tennessee Huge offensive showings; one of the biggest movers with explosive results.
11 LSU Reliable wins, balanced play, though not as flashy as top peers.
12 Iowa State Undefeated with steady game control. Not flashy but effective.
13 Georgia Wins are there, but less dominant than others above.
14 Notre Dame One loss hurts, but otherwise solid resume with tough schedule.
15 Texas Arch Manning-led offense good but not elite compared to Oregon/FSU.
16 Clemson Rebounded well after slip, still a dangerous team.
17 South Carolina Steady, mistake-free, quietly efficient.
18 Texas A&M Consistently winning but resume not as strong as peers above.
19 Ole Miss Shaky moments but still undefeated; comeback ability is real.
20 Utah Balanced, nothing spectacular, but winning games soundly.
21 Alabama Blowout win last week, but earlier results weren’t as dominant as peers.
22 Indiana Strong start, though not tested by elite opposition yet.
23 Auburn New entry into rankings; good wins, but against softer schedule.
24 Missouri 2–0 start, but margins and opponents keep them lower here.
25 Michigan Loss to Oklahoma hurts, but resume still Top 25-worthy.

Key Differences vs. AP Poll Florida State, Oregon, Illinois, Oklahoma, and USF get major bumps — they’ve actually shown it on the field. Georgia, Alabama, Michigan, Notre Dame slide a bit — they’re ranked high in AP mostly due to program pedigree, not dominance so far. USF and Texas Tech sit way higher here than AP because of upset wins and offensive output.
Notre Dame hasn’t won a game this year lol
 
And yet:

"14 Notre Dame One loss hurts, but otherwise solid resume with tough schedule."
Well that was AI haha however I’m sure it’s not far off of what a bunch of voters would say
 
I would say there’s no way Penn State is 4 or Texas is 7.
 
Here is my totally random but with data top 25. I added the SOR, FPI, SOS and AP ranking (gave a 40 to any unranked AP team).

Team
Ohio State Buckeyes
Florida State Seminoles
LSU Tigers
Miami Hurricanes
Texas Longhorns
South Florida Bulls
Ole Miss Rebels
Auburn Tigers
Oklahoma Sooners
Iowa State Cyclones
Baylor Bears
Missouri Tigers
Illinois Fighting Illini
Alabama Crimson Tide
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
Oregon Ducks
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
Tennessee Volunteers
South Carolina Gamecocks
Kentucky Wildcats
Nebraska Cornhuskers
Utah Utes
Clemson Tigers
Michigan Wolverines
TCU Horned Frogs