We took the bus to The Keg Stand before we went to the hotel. Got a few drinks and shots. Snuck Sam's underage cousin in. Good times.
Hotel horror stories
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We took the bus to The Keg Stand before we went to the hotel. Got a few drinks and shots. Snuck Sam's underage cousin in. Good times.
My wife woks at a nice hotel so whenever we travel we get free rooms at great places. The only catch is she has to fill out a report about the place we stayed. They use this as quality control. So we check into the hotel in Omaha. She has to show her employee ID to get the free room. This always results in a paniced look on the front desk persons face as they realize they're being observed. We get to the room and the do not disturb sign is on the door, but I figure wtf, the maid just forgot to take it off right? Wrong. We walk in and some 80 dude is pleasuring himself on the bed!!! We go back to the desk and get another room. After 5 min the manager calls and is totally losing it, saying how sorry he is and apologizing. He then offers us the hotel credit card and says we can go out anywhere in town, eat and drink whatever we want, the hotel will pay for everything. So in the end it turned out ok. Oh, my wife gave the place a good report
When I was in college we decided to go to Daytona Beach for spring break. This was before all the HD photos and TripAdvisor reviews on the internet. We found a place called the Beachfront Cabana, looked innocent enough, right on the ocean, within our price range.
We get there and first thing I notice is the "Beachfront" has been replaced by "Budget". We walk in the lobby and first thing I notice is a giant fishtank that is so dirty you cant even see through the glass. Then as we are standing in line I hear a couple guys talking, one guy says "Dude chill, we just have to get used to it first". Not a good sign.
So we go to our room and the deadbolt is broken on the door. We go out to the pool to check things out and the water is green, broken glass from beer bottles everywhere, and some guys just kind of lurking around. We all 3 decided we werent spending the week here, so we ended up taking a pretty nice financial hit and got a nice hotel a few blocks down.
We get there and first thing I notice is the "Beachfront" has been replaced by "Budget". We walk in the lobby and first thing I notice is a giant fishtank that is so dirty you cant even see through the glass. Then as we are standing in line I hear a couple guys talking, one guy says "Dude chill, we just have to get used to it first". Not a good sign.
So we go to our room and the deadbolt is broken on the door. We go out to the pool to check things out and the water is green, broken glass from beer bottles everywhere, and some guys just kind of lurking around. We all 3 decided we werent spending the week here, so we ended up taking a pretty nice financial hit and got a nice hotel a few blocks down.
It's crazy how quickly the scene drops just a block off the boardwalk. I had some time to kill there at a conference, so I was wondering around. A block away from the beach, I quickly realized I was in a bad place and did a 180. That said, I watched some thugs calmly rob a family of 4 right on the beach, so I guess you never can tell.
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Ha ha... yeah, we did a haunted Daytona tour and walked to a cemetery about 8 blocks inland and about halfway there we were really wishing we hadn't.
Paris in Vegas a few years back... Wife and I heard a foreign couple having sex next door. Kinda sexy. Got us revved up so to speak. Well the next day the couple is going at it again but THIS time we heard both VERY clearly. And both VERY clearly had wieners. Wife and I felt cheated and I thought I may be gay. Not that there is ANYTHING wrong with that. And I'm most definitely NOT. Probably just waiting for the right man.
