Hilton Urinals

[1UNI2ISU]

UNIDome still has troughs.

One more year. Enjoy them while they last.

Two words. Piss Wall.

Delaware's stadium just runs (or at least used to) water down a concrete block wall with a drain at the bottom and you just piss on the wall on 3 sides of the room. Nothing will ever be more convenient or perfect.

 

[JP4CY]

One more year. Enjoy them while they last.

Two words. Piss Wall.

Delaware's stadium just runs (or at least used to) water down a concrete block wall with a drain at the bottom and you just piss on the wall on 3 sides of the room. Nothing will ever be more convenient or perfect.

Sounds like Lumpys without the water, proper drain, and what not.

 

[CyberCy79]

WTF are you guys ******** about! We had stainless steel troughs back in the day. I hope we don’t waste money replacing urinals.

 

[Isualum13]

UNIDome still has troughs.

They're renovating this year so don't be surprised to see those disappear.

 

[BillBrasky4Cy]

If my neighbor is going to be staring at my hog at least give me the satisfaction of pissing into a trough.

 

[BillBrasky4Cy]

Who the hell is looking at strangers dicks while pissing?

More like who isn't! Right guys?

 

[Saul_T]

One more year. Enjoy them while they last.

Will they be auctioned off? Asking for a friend.

 

[BillBrasky4Cy]

That reminds me of the troughs at Jack Trice.

I remember going in there to piss before the game and some kid was kneeling on the ground puking into the trough next to me. When he stood up, I realized it was my younger brother.

Holy sh!t that is fantastic.

 

[BillBrasky4Cy]

I think we need Daphne to do a bathroom inspection.

LOL to this day that is one of my favorite threads.

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Exactly. Just stick to people you know.

@cyclones500 notable post nomination

 

[Angie]

My wife, @Angie and I once had a conversation about the troughs at Hilton. She commented "I don't know how you guys do it with the troughs"
And I said "It's not great, but it is what it is"
She replied "Yeah, but doesn't it get awkward when you make eye contact with other dudes?"
"I try not to. Just stare down and ahead."
"Wait, so you look at their junk?"
"NO. I definitely don't do that."
"I don't understand. Do you just look at their chest?"
"What are you talking about?"
"I just don't understand where your eyes go. Do some people close them?"
"Wait, slow down, what do you think happens in there?"
"Don't you all stand around a big trough and pee into it?"

In her mind, she'd pictured a big round trough in the middle of the room, with a bunch of guys standing around it, looking into each other's eyes as we urinated.

I assured her that that was not how it worked, and tease her to this day about it whenever we go to a sporting event.

"I'm going to use the bathroom. Hope I don't make eye contact with the guy across from me."

That usually leads to a punch in the shoulder

Overall you are close, but not exactly correct. I pictured it like a long hog trough, and guy stood on either side peeing at each other. I was worried that there would still be some pee refraction and hit you in the eye or something. If you were standing looking at each other, I didn’t understand how it worked, either you were by nature going to look in their eye or at their junk.

 

[ExCyment]

In honor of this thread, I think I'm going to pull my pants down to my ankles next time I is the urinals in Hilton.

 

[BCClone]

Overall you are close, but not exactly correct. I pictured it like a long hog trough, and guy stood on either side peeing at each other. I was worried that there would still be some pee refraction and hit you in the eye or something. If you were standing looking at each other, I didn’t understand how it worked, either you were by nature going to look in their eye or at their junk.

That’s a strong stream to ricochet into an eye.

 

[JM4CY]

Overall you are close, but not exactly correct. I pictured it like a long hog trough, and guy stood on either side peeing at each other. I was worried that there would still be some pee refraction and hit you in the eye or something. If you were standing looking at each other, I didn’t understand how it worked, either you were by nature going to look in their eye or at their junk.

I’d like to know how many wieners you pictured while typing that.

 

[TitanClone]

Also, anything is better than Paddy's stalls with no doors or Sips piss stained floor. Walked into the Paddy's restroom once and my blasted buddy is dropping a deuce leaning out trying to talk to everyone.

 

[BCClone]

Also, anything is better than Paddy's stalls with no doors or Sips piss stained floor. Walked into the Paddy's restroom once and my blasted buddy is dropping a deuce leaning out trying to talk to everyone.

Schools didn’t have doors on stalls in my day. You were the richies if you did.

 

[Cy Hard]

 

[KnappShack]

Schools didn’t have doors on stalls in my day. You were the richies if you did.

We didn't even have walls. Poor shitters just out in the open.

But it was the 80s and we liked it

 

[BCClone]

We didn't even have walls. Poor shitters just out in the open.

But it was the 80s and we liked it

I can’t say I ever number 2 at school.

 

[KnappShack]

I can’t say I ever number 2 at school.

Zero chance I'd drop a deuce in a river town high school shitter without a locked door.

Even then it would have to be a Code Brown before I'd give it a go