Hilton Urinals
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whatever Hilton has for a hot water heater has to be the best there is out there...
I've been to Old Trafford in Manchester, England, and on the upper concourse, they legit have lines of troughs with a half wall between them so if you're tall enough, you're making eye contact with someone.
It's a good check on the meat gazing. You'll know who's looking around.
Hilton and it's amenities are fine, the rich folk can go to Johnny's, some can buy Clone cones and walking tacos. Then folks like me can eat a sandwich and a drink on the way to the game.
Restrooms are clean and well maintained and don't smell. It's good enough for me.
Restrooms are clean and well maintained and don't smell. It's good enough for me.
So Jamie reads these boards right?
Can we put in request for heated toilet seats?
Can we put in request for heated toilet seats?
The problem is when you have a Costanza next to you with a GoreTex coat on...
I first read that as "meat GLAZING" and spent about 5 seconds with my mind wandering to a lot of different and weird places as to what that phrase meant.
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I feel like some of you guys re really overestimating how hard it is to hide your junk.
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My wife, @Angie and I once had a conversation about the troughs at Hilton. She commented "I don't know how you guys do it with the troughs"
And I said "It's not great, but it is what it is"
She replied "Yeah, but doesn't it get awkward when you make eye contact with other dudes?"
"I try not to. Just stare down and ahead."
"Wait, so you look at their junk?"
"NO. I definitely don't do that."
"I don't understand. Do you just look at their chest?"
"What are you talking about?"
"I just don't understand where your eyes go. Do some people close them?"
"Wait, slow down, what do you think happens in there?"
"Don't you all stand around a big trough and pee into it?"
In her mind, she'd pictured a big round trough in the middle of the room, with a bunch of guys standing around it, looking into each other's eyes as we urinated.
I assured her that that was not how it worked, and tease her to this day about it whenever we go to a sporting event.
"I'm going to use the bathroom. Hope I don't make eye contact with the guy across from me."
That usually leads to a punch in the shoulder
Except when it gets cut off by something. Water instantaneously changes from scalding hot to ice cold (and back) in fractions of a second.
When the bathrooms become the biggest complaint, your program has reached a golden age. This is the peak.
...And possibly a golden shower, depending on what is still working properly within said bathrooms.
