Hilton Urinals

[MJ271]

I'm not quite sure what is wrong with the urinals for anyone to dislike them? Sure, they're close together, but I'd rather they get as many in there as possible and keep the line from getting as big. When it's not busy, just follow the code and leave a urinal open between you and anyone else.

 

[ISUKyro]

I'd also like to point out how great our basketball team is. So good that we've resorted to complaining about the pissers in our arena!

Was just coming to say the same.
Longest current Top 10 Ranking in the Nation
Just curb stomped the perineal B12 Power ku

And we worried about what to piss in the next day.

 

[cycloner29]

Last home cold game at JTS using the urinal:

1. Unbuckle Carhartt bibs.
2. Unbuckle belt
3. Unbutton pants
4. Unzip pants
5. drop pants slightly
6. drop thermal compression pants
7. Pee
8. Reverse processes from 6 - 1

Trust the process......

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Can we at least get an attendant to hand out towels and make fine colognes available?

Maybe get a mint and a splash of Polo or Stetson before heading back to the seat?

Let's class this **** up

Wait a minute. That dude wasn't an attendant?!?

 

[BWRhasnoAC]

Gotta love the people who come in here to ***** about other people ********.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

 

[KnappShack]

Gotta love the people who come in here to ***** about other people ********.

Are people ******** in the urinals?

Now THAT is a true issue. Goddam animals

 

[Tailg8er]

Can we at least get an attendant to hand out towels and make fine colognes available?

Maybe get a mint and a splash of Polo or Stetson before heading back to the seat?

Let's class this **** up

Yeah, just what we need, more pressure to tip in today's society!

 

[JM4CY]

I see this gem and raise you one. THIS is one of the funniest scenes in a show I’ve ever seen.

 

[TitanClone]

My wife, @Angie and I once had a conversation about the troughs at Hilton. She commented "I don't know how you guys do it with the troughs"
And I said "It's not great, but it is what it is"
She replied "Yeah, but doesn't it get awkward when you make eye contact with other dudes?"
"I try not to. Just stare down and ahead."
"Wait, so you look at their junk?"
"NO. I definitely don't do that."
"I don't understand. Do you just look at their chest?"
"What are you talking about?"
"I just don't understand where your eyes go. Do some people close them?"
"Wait, slow down, what do you think happens in there?"
"Don't you all stand around a big trough and pee into it?"

In her mind, she'd pictured a big round trough in the middle of the room, with a bunch of guys standing around it, looking into each other's eyes as we urinated.

I assured her that that was not how it worked, and tease her to this day about it whenever we go to a sporting event.

"I'm going to use the bathroom. Hope I don't make eye contact with the guy across from me."

That usually leads to a punch in the shoulder

Wrigley has or at least used to have troughs in the middle of some restrooms that wrapped around like a 5 foot high wall. You could stare down, or stare straight into the dude across from you eyes.

 

[CoachHines3]

idk ive always enjoyed the pink mints

 

[CascadeClone]

Let's talk urinal etiquette. Is it proper to unbuckle your belt? Anything else that drives you crazy? Some dudes shake and squeeze it just a little too long for my comfort level.

It's fine to unbuckle, just don't drop your pants all the way to the floor.

 

[Mr Janny]

 

[ClonerJams]

For the females wondering, it is considered proper etiquette to do a loud manly grunt once you've finished urinating.

 

[BCClone]

Wrigley has or at least used to have troughs in the middle of some restrooms that wrapped around like a 5 foot high wall. You could stare down, or stare straight into the dude across from you eyes.

UNIDome still has troughs.

 

[Bader]

For the females wondering, it is considered proper etiquette to do a loud manly grunt once you've finished urinating.

Or if you're 60+ and just came off an airplane to lean against the wall in front of you sighing loudly

 

[jcyclonee]

I don't mind the wall ones, but the ones that stick like 3 feet out from the wall are very awkward and make hiding your junk harder.

That said, bring back troughs!

Please. It's not that hard to hide your junk.

 

[jcyclonee]

Let's talk urinal etiquette. Is it proper to unbuckle your belt? Anything else that drives you crazy? Some dudes shake and squeeze it just a little too long for my comfort level.

I prefer to unbuckle, unbutton and unzip to let a little air in there every once in a while.

 

[KidSilverhair]

Like this, only as a urinal.

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That’s … not a urinal? Have I been doing things all wrong?

 

[ISUTex]

They are terrible and need to be replaced.

Stand if front of them. Don't sit on them.