Hilton Urinals

[exCYtable]

Let's talk urinal etiquette. Is it proper to unbuckle your belt? Anything else that drives you crazy? Some dudes shake and squeeze it just a little too long for my comfort level.

 

[JM4CY]

Let's talk urinal etiquette. Is it proper to unbuckle your belt? Anything else that drives you crazy? Some dudes shake and squeeze it just a little too long for my comfort level.

There are some weird things you catch out of your peripheral. I was next to a guy yesterday right by the Jethros sign and I swear to god this guy must of been tying a tie down there. I have zero ideas as to what he possibly could have been doing.

 

[Bader]

Let's talk urinal etiquette. Is it proper to unbuckle your belt?

I'm not risking a beans over the frank situation

 

[JM4CY]

I'm not risking a beans over the frank situation

What the **** are your beans doing OVER your frank?!?!?!?!

 

[exCYtable]

I'm not risking a beans over the frank situation

This thread has all-time CyFan potential LOL

 

[cycloneG]

There are some weird things you catch out of your peripheral. I was next to a guy yesterday right by the Jethros sign and I swear to god this guy must of been tying a tie down there. I have zero ideas as to what he possibly could have been doing.

The urinals as good a place as any to do a lump check.

 

[GetAwesome]

I think we need Daphne to do a bathroom inspection.

That splash back though....

 

[JM4CY]

The urinals as good a place as any to do a lump check.

So it's easy to get a second opinion?

 

[GetAwesome]

Troughs are the only correct answer for what is the ideal public restroom apparatus.

If urinals are a must, little kid height ones is the correct option.

 

[Tailg8er]

I've honestly never even considered there to be anything wrong with the urinals at Hilton... They're clean, they work, there are a ton of them so I can't remember the last time I had to wait for one. Most of the time (not pre/post-game or halftime) there's less than 15 people in there so don't usually have neighbors.

What the hell do some of you need a sporting venue bathroom to be? Get in, do the job, get out.. we're talking 1 minute, 2 tops.

 

[Fishhead]

What is up with the urinal really far off the floor?

I have a hard time with the ones that are high. I’m 6 foot 1, but I need the real low ones if you know what I mean

 

[Dgilbertson]

I don't mind the wall ones, but the ones that stick like 3 feet out from the wall are very awkward and make hiding your junk harder.

That said, bring back troughs!

I remember the historic building (beardshear?) had those ones that almost come up and under you.

did not realize Hilton had similar

 

[CloneSt8]

I don't mind the wall ones, but the ones that stick like 3 feet out from the wall are very awkward and make hiding your junk harder.

That said, bring back troughs!

The urinals that project from thevwall and are lower are required for ADA compliance. O believevyherecare only two in each restroom at each end of the long row.

Other urinals are standard design urinals in almost any restroom. Nothing wrong with them.

 

[JP4CY]

Troughs are the only correct answer for what is the ideal public restroom apparatus.

If urinals are a must, little kid height ones is the correct option.

Why not the big dogs where the top of the urinal is like at 4' and goes to the floor?

 

[KnappShack]

I've honestly never even considered there to be anything wrong with the urinals at Hilton... They're clean, they work, there are a ton of them so I can't remember the last time I had to wait for one. Most of the time (not pre/post-game or halftime) there's less than 15 people in there so don't usually have neighbors.

What the hell do some of you need a sporting venue bathroom to be? Get in, do the job, get out.. we're talking 1 minute, 2 tops.

Can we at least get an attendant to hand out towels and make fine colognes available?

Maybe get a mint and a splash of Polo or Stetson before heading back to the seat?

Let's class this **** up

 

[Prone2Clone]

 

[Cycsk]

I'd also like to point out how great our basketball team is. So good that we've resorted to complaining about the pissers in our arena!

Early nomination for post-of-the-year.

 

[NorthCyd]

Who the hell is looking at strangers dicks while pissing?

Right? Guy code says eyes shoulder level or higher.

 

[BWRhasnoAC]

Who the hell is looking at strangers dicks while pissing?

I'm not looking but when a dude's shoulder is touching you while you pee, ya I'd like a little more privacy.

 

[GetAwesome]

Why not the big dogs where the top of the urinal is like at 4' and goes to the floor?

Way too many potentially problematic angles for your stream to splash back all over your hands and midsection.