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Gonzo

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Who would you rather have as your Qb (NFL):


Shane Falco
Johhny Moxon
Paul Blake
Paul Crewe
Willie Beemen
Joe Kane

Joe Kane has all the tools but is an alcholic, Paul Crewe was an All-Pro but jail isn't good to a man and he is old, and do you really want to give a multi-year deal to Willie Beeman?

None. I'm going with Seth Maxwell of the North Dallas Bulls. He'll throw the game winner to Elliott and after the game go get in a pile with Joe Bob and O.W.

Rifleman, of the Ampipe Bulldogs, would be a close second.
 

DRCHIRO

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I'm going with Joe Kane but he has to start drinking again. Dude was a Heisman front-runner going into the year and was on the sauce leading up to that.
 

thatguy

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I'm going with Joe Kane but he has to start drinking again. Dude was a Heisman front-runner going into the year and was on the sauce leading up to that.

I'm afraid Joe Kane goes Jim Drunkenmiller or Todd Maronivich but MAN THAT ARM!
 

Al_4_State

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Is an adult Junior Floyd in the conversation?

Otherwise I'm going with Johnny Moxon. Not only he was a brilliant strategist and able to be a Peyton Manning-esque "coach on the field", but the guy has nerves and conviction. The man somehow passed up Ali Larter in a whip cream bikini (if I had a dollar for every time I hit "pause" on the VCR and rubbed on out to that as a kid...) due to his love for the less attractive (but still cute) Jules. That takes balls, and it take morals. When I lay out qualities of a perfect QB, I would want him to be intelligent, ballsy, and trustworthy. Mox was all three, and he was a reasonably competent athlete.
 

chuckd4735

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Ill take...
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iacyguy

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the kid from little giants. good leader, hits on cheerleaders, throws the ball well, lots of trick plays available, and has a win percentage of 100%. Though injury prone i like what he brings to the table
 

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the kid from little giants. good leader, hits on cheerleaders, throws the ball well, lots of trick plays available, and has a win percentage of 100%. Though injury prone i like what he brings to the table

The Annexation of Puerto Rico?
 

ajk4st8

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1 Bo Whitley from Minnesota State Screaming Eagles .... Case closed.


Also, Its obvious that Tim "Could go all the" Wayman was way better than Joe Kane
 

MNCyGuy

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We need to do a full on football movie/TV fantasy draft.

Also, how is this something that Grantland hasn't already done?
 

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