Hawkeye Trolls

Who do you cheer for when its hawks vs hawks? Is that like satan and the devil?

That's tough, usually always root for Big 12 over B1G but kind of feel sorry for Iowa compared to Kansas. Kansas football sucks but they are great at basketball and Iowa sucks at both.
 
One game doesn't decide which team is better. That is decided over the course of a season. And Iowa will certainly have a better season than ISU and will likely make a January bowl again. Does ISU have a tougher schedule this year? Sure. All anyone will see though, is a 3-wins or less season.

When you play that weak of a schedule it is a bit ridiculous to try and claim you are the better team. Iowa is the WORST team we have played so far. What do you think Iowa's record would be and ISU's record would be if the schedules were reversed?
 
It would be SPECULATION for me to predict Iowa's record with ISU's schedule. So why would I bother to do that? Iowa tends to play to the level of its competition so I really don't know. Anyways, ISU beat Iowa in 2002, the year that Iowa lost in the Orange Bowl (the Orange Bowl is a major bowl-game that features two of the 10 or so best teams in the country. I'm adding this because I don't know if you guys would know much about that kind of thing.). Was ISU better than Iowa that year? No. No they weren't. They upset one of the best teams in the country and then proceeded to lose most of their games. Iowa isn't one of the best teams in the country this year but they are probably better than ISU, even though they were upset by the same ISU earlier this year. Let's wait and see how the season pans out.
 
It would be SPECULATION for me to predict Iowa's record with ISU's schedule. So why would I bother to do that? Iowa tends to play to the level of its competition so I really don't know. Anyways, ISU beat Iowa in 2002, the year that Iowa lost in the Orange Bowl (the Orange Bowl is a major bowl-game that features two of the 10 or so best teams in the country. I'm adding this because I don't know if you guys would know much about that kind of thing.). Was ISU better than Iowa that year? No. No they weren't. They upset one of the best teams in the country and then proceeded to lose most of their games. Iowa isn't one of the best teams in the country this year but they are probably better than ISU, even though they were upset by the same ISU earlier this year. Let's wait and see how the season pans out.

AKA they're not very good.
 
Iowa is a better school than ISU. I will do more with my Iowa degree (and graduate school degree from Iowa) than any of you hicks/cowboys/janitors will do with yours. You are in the back seat, we are in the front seat, and Hayden Fry is driving this thing. I'm better than you, you're better than ISIS, and ISIS sucks in general. You guys suck at football, we'll beat you in basketball, and once again, my school is better than yours. When you see your doctor at your next visit (you're probably on MEDICAID), tell him thanks for choosing to go to Iowa to save your worthless lives. So long, idiots.
 
Iowa is a better school than ISU. I will do more with my Iowa degree (and graduate school degree from Iowa) than any of you hicks/cowboys/janitors will do with yours. You are in the back seat, we are in the front seat, and Hayden Fry is driving this thing. I'm better than you, you're better than ISIS, and ISIS sucks in general. You guys suck at football, we'll beat you in basketball, and once again, my school is better than yours. When you see your doctor at your next visit (you're probably on MEDICAID), tell him thanks for choosing to go to Iowa to save your worthless lives. So long, idiots.

Hope you enjoyed your time here!
 
It would be SPECULATION for me to predict Iowa's record with ISU's schedule. So why would I bother to do that? Iowa tends to play to the level of its competition so I really don't know. Anyways, ISU beat Iowa in 2002, the year that Iowa lost in the Orange Bowl (the Orange Bowl is a major bowl-game that features two of the 10 or so best teams in the country. I'm adding this because I don't know if you guys would know much about that kind of thing.). Was ISU better than Iowa that year? No. No they weren't. They upset one of the best teams in the country and then proceeded to lose most of their games. Iowa isn't one of the best teams in the country this year but they are probably better than ISU, even though they were upset by the same ISU earlier this year. Let's wait and see how the season pans out.

Well aren't you just empitome of original, edgy and funny. Seriously, nobody gives a ****. Its always the same excuses with Iowa fans. "We play to the level of our competition" "Its the Cyclowns superbowl" "You wanted it more" "We didn't get up for it" Blah blah ******* blah.

Heres a novel idea since clearly you're on the cutting edge of wit. How about you admit Iowa was not the better team and that you are the same as every other troll. You bring nothing new to the table, just more excuses.

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Iowa is a better school than ISU. I will do more with my Iowa degree (and graduate school degree from Iowa) than any of you hicks/cowboys/janitors will do with yours. You are in the back seat, we are in the front seat, and Hayden Fry is driving this thing. I'm better than you, you're better than ISIS, and ISIS sucks in general. You guys suck at football, we'll beat you in basketball, and once again, my school is better than yours. When you see your doctor at your next visit (you're probably on MEDICAID), tell him thanks for choosing to go to Iowa to save your worthless lives. So long, idiots.

LOL!!!

Gold Jerry, Gold!
 
"We play to the level of our competition but in the last 3 years over half of our losses have been by double digits"
 
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Iowa is a better school than ISU. I will do more with my Iowa degree (and graduate school degree from Iowa) than any of you hicks/cowboys/janitors will do with yours. You are in the back seat, we are in the front seat, and Hayden Fry is driving this thing. I'm better than you, you're better than ISIS, and ISIS sucks in general. You guys suck at football, we'll beat you in basketball, and once again, my school is better than yours. When you see your doctor at your next visit (you're probably on MEDICAID), tell him thanks for choosing to go to Iowa to save your worthless lives. So long, idiots.
You lost?

Can't wait for Dec. 12th
 
no one should ever, ever reference the director's cup. ever.

it isnt even really an apples to apples comparison. just look at the hows it calculated. better yet, start to read how its calculated and see if you can make it through the entire description. its a completely arbitrary, inconsistent system that exists in an attempt to give non-revenue sports some relevance.
 
no one should ever, ever reference the director's cup. ever.

it isnt even really an apples to apples comparison. just look at the hows it calculated. better yet, start to read how its calculated and see if you can make it through the entire description. its a completely arbitrary, inconsistent system that exists in an attempt to give non-revenue sports some relevance.

Almost as bad as the array of halkeye excuses that flow forth after every loss.
 
no one should ever, ever reference the director's cup. ever.

it isnt even really an apples to apples comparison. just look at the hows it calculated. better yet, start to read how its calculated and see if you can make it through the entire description. its a completely arbitrary, inconsistent system that exists in an attempt to give non-revenue sports some relevance.

No one should ever reference football records if you play in the B1G
 
no one should ever, ever reference the director's cup. ever.

it isnt even really an apples to apples comparison. just look at the hows it calculated. better yet, start to read how its calculated and see if you can make it through the entire description. its a completely arbitrary, inconsistent system that exists in an attempt to give non-revenue sports some relevance.

no iowa football fan should ever reference their record in any given year as a means for measuring performance. ever.

playing in the big 10 is not even really an apples to apples comparison with the other power 5 conferences. the conference schedule is a completely arbitrary, inconsistent system that exists in an attempt to give 13 of the 14 teams that aren't that good some relevance.
 
Iowa is easily the worst team we've played so far in football. If Iowa played our schedule, they'd have the exact same record as we will, except of course with 1 less win since they lost to ISU.
 
One game doesn't decide which team is better. That is decided over the course of a season. And Iowa will certainly have a better season than ISU and will likely make a January bowl again. Does ISU have a tougher schedule this year? Sure. All anyone will see though, is a 3-wins or less season.

One game actually does show who is better. The winner is better. We were the winner. We are better. If ISU played mac level teams all year, wed be bowling, you play in a January bowl because thats when all the big10 bowl games are scheduled you dumb ****. DO you know anything about anything?