Have you ever been this drunk!!?

[Todd]

My favorite part is about 5:10 when he finally gets up, walks towards the camera, steadies himself, straightens the goat and walks out of view....like he finally made it but then you see the snack rack shakin!! His quest for un-needed alcohol not yet complete!

 

[Cyclonepride]

why did they not call the cops?

My thoughts exactly. At that point, he was a menace to himself and anyone he could potentially run into, especially if he drove there.

 

[stvfarmboy]

Definitely brightened up my Thursday afternoon.

 

[BCforISU]

I think that gravity just hates the guy so much he can't pick his own head up to walk!

But seriously, I wish I could have heard what he was saying, I am sure it was better than the video!!

 

[swammi]

This would be sad in any event but HES BUYING MORE BEER! Good lord.

I wish it had sound!

I'll go you one better. How the hell do you suppose he got to the convenience store? It seems obvious he did not walk any distance to get there. This genius must have DRIVEN to the store - which is approximately twice as dangerous as a suicide bomber in a kosher deli at noon.

 

[CyCrazy]

I know a Woodbury County Sheriff who would vouch for how drunk I was when I told him I was "really, really ******* drunk."
"Yeah, that's what the breathalyzer said too."

yep been there too with some woodbury po po's hahaha

 

[ISUCY23]

Been pretty close

 

[cloneluke80]

that dude is on ether

(Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas style)

 

[tim_redd]

that dude is on ether

(Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas style)

Order up some golf shoes. Impossible to walk in this muck. No footing at all.

 

[CloneIce]

Must have been something wrong with that whiskey...

 

[Al_4_State]

Order up some golf shoes. Impossible to walk in this muck. No footing at all.

There you are. Like the village idiot from some strange movie. Yet you can't help but watch yourself behave in this terrible way.

 

[jtaconutz]

Wet joint or straight up PCP baby!

 

[Stewo]

That dude may have alcohol in his system, but it's not the driving force for his actions. You're looking at a designer drug of some sort.

 

[Cyznutz]

Must have been something wrong with that whiskey...

...I surprised you where drunk at all, by the amount that you regurgitated in the harpsichord!

 

[GeronimusClone]

...I surprised you where drunk at all, by the amount that you regurgitated in the harpsichord!

I paid good money to see this in St. Louey, of course there they were dressed as the king and queen of france.
Ah, legitimate theater.

 

[st8]

so there is no reason that this video needs to be ten minutes long! it should be condensed to more of a highlight reel of this drunk retards quest for more bud heavy. I'm also willing to bet that this dude drove in there, that being said, he was probably the most sober of the crew he was partying it up with at 10am on a tuesday. gotta love a good weekday morning buzz!! This has to be one of the only perks of working at a gas station, this type of shananigans on a regular basis. I'm sure if you scrolled through the survelience tapes from kum & go on welch ave you'd find much more of this "i'm way too drunk to get more beer but i've already made it this far so what the hell" type of thing going on quite often.