Have you ever been this drunk!!?

My favorite part? Check the timestamp -- it's a Tuesday morning.

I didn't notice the time until I saw your post, but when I saw him walk in to the door I was thinking God, It's even daylight out. Its even worse that it is in the AM.

Reminds me of the Hawk fan that fell into our grill 2 years ago at our tailgate. he looked about like that.
 
First of all, I have been recovering with a bout with a flu bug. Secondly, if you will notice, I was wearing some rather cumbersome shoes which affected my balance. Also, I was coming off of only a couple hours of sleep the previous night. Clearly, some of you are interpreting this as if I were intoxicated, which I clearly was not.
 
How the heck did he even make it to the gas station from wherever he came
 
You're probably just one of the people that tells everyone "Oh man I'm so drunk right now!" all the time, sorry.

No, but when I'm drink I know it. I usually have a complete face melt going on, and hit ludicrous speed around 11 and go plaid around 1am!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuFAFPjbdy4]YouTube - Spaceballs - Ludicrous Speed[/ame]