Good Hawkeye Jokes?

[clonehenge]

I'm going to a bachelor party tonight that is going to be pretty much all Hawk fans...we're going to "roast" the bachelor so I need some good Hawk jokes/burns...

What do you got?

 

[F5cy]

http://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/showthread.php?t=189135

http://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/showthread.php?t=180606

http://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/showthread.php?t=175603

 

[clonehenge]

http://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/showthread.php?t=189135

http://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/showthread.php?t=180606

http://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/showthread.php?t=175603

Well thanks...thought there's been a thread on this before but I did a quick search from my phone and couldn't find anything.

 

[stormchaser2014]

Iowa Hawkeyes

 

[Doc]

 

[clonehenge]

I wasn't a member of the in state forum which is why nothing came back.

 

[Cyfan4good]

Hand this out, should keep'em busy for a while. It needs updating but still good.

http://www.armoredpenguin.com/crossword/Data/2010.12/1520/15204340.605.html

 

[CloneinWDSM]

Their schedule

 

[ISUcyclones11]

Their school

 

[Al_4_State]

How do you keep a Hawk fan from jacking off?

Name his **** Steele Jantz. He'll never beat it.

 

[MNclone]

Their basketball recruiting

 

[Cyched]

A Hawkeye football player was almost killed yesterday in a tragic horseback riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal Mart came out and unplugged the horse.

 

[Cyched]

 

[besserheimerphat]

"Hawkeye Joke" is redundant.