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    Any Iowa basketball jokes?

    Since we play Iowa this week, figured I'd see what people had. I'll be honest, all of the Iowa jokes I know are all football jokes.



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    Re: Any Iowa basketball jokes?

    I got one....University of Iowa. Period.



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    Re: Any Iowa basketball jokes?

    Steve Alford



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    Re: Any Iowa basketball jokes?

    Pierre Pierce.

    Northwestern State.

    Lickliter.

    Carver Hawkeye Arena.

    Iowa has basketball fans?



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    Re: Any Iowa basketball jokes?

    Roy Marble's parenting skills.



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    Re: Any Iowa basketball jokes?

    Quote Originally Posted by huntt26 View Post
    Pierre Pierce.

    Northwestern State.

    Lickliter.

    Carver Hawkeye Arena.

    Iowa has basketball fans?
    When you offer them free pizza and bobble heads.



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    Re: Any Iowa basketball jokes?

    How many goofy uncoordinated white ogers does it take to change a light bulb?



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    Re: Any Iowa basketball jokes?

    They play 10 of them.


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    Re: Any Iowa basketball jokes?




    Quote Originally Posted by clonedude View Post
    Football is just a stupid game. Who cares who has the better football team. It's just a game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyArob View Post
    You win



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    Re: Any Iowa basketball jokes?

    I have plenty of KU jokes, but I will save those for January 13th


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    Re: Any Iowa basketball jokes?

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    Re: Any Iowa basketball jokes?

    2013 national runners up



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    Re: Any Iowa basketball jokes?

    How are the EIU MBB team and Indian Curry alike? They both have lots of ginger.


    Utah Utes, Illinois Illini. The University of Pennsylvania thought about following this pattern by calling themselves the Pennsylvania Pencils. However, they were afraid their students would start chanting "We're No. 2"

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    Re: Any Iowa basketball jokes?

    What do you call Fran McCaffery when surrounded by his basketball team? Handsome.



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