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    Need Cy-Hawk Jokes

    Sorry if anyone has already posted something like this (if so please combine threads), but I need some new jokes on Iowa.



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    Re: Need Cy-Hawk Jokes

    Q. What do Cyclone and Hawkeye fans have in common?

    A. Neither attended the University of Iowa


    Last edited by CyGOLFR; 09-10-2013 at 12:27 AM.

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    How many Iowa students does it take to change a light bulb?

    None. That's a sophomore level course



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    Hawks went 14-0 last year!
    14 arrests – 0 Convictions!



    What’s the difference between Kinnick Stadium and a porcupine?
    On a porcupine all the ****** are on the outside…



    Q. What do you call a crime ring in Iowa City?
    A. A huddle!




    A Hawkeye football player was bragging to a group of girls that he finished a jigsaw puzzle in only 3 months.
    One of the girls said, “You’re proud that it took you *only* three months to finish that?”
    The Hawkeye player replied, “Yup, it said 4-6 years on the box!”




    and of course



    What do you say to a Hawkeye in a suit and tie?
    Will the defendant please rise?



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    Re: Need Cy-Hawk Jokes

    2012 Hawkeyes bowl shirts.

    Attachment 21769



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    Re: Need Cy-Hawk Jokes

    Both teams this year... Thats the biggest joke of them all!



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    I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints, so I said to the Lord,
    “You promised me Lord, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. During the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?”
    “Because,” says the Lord, “Sandpeople always ride single-file, to hide their numbers.”

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    How do you break a Hawk's finger?

    Punch him in the nose!


    What's the difference between Cheerio's and the Hawkeyes?

    Cheerios belong in a bowl


    What's the difference between a bowling ball and an Iowa City Girl?

    You can't fit an Iowa City Girl inside a bowling ball.


    Why does Kinnick Stadium have artificial turf?

    To keep the Iowa Cheerleaders from grazing


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    What's the difference between Kirk Ferentz and the Skunk River?

    Sometimes the Skunk River doesn't break the banks.




    What do the Iowa Hawkeyes and possum have in common?

    They both play dead at home and get killed on the road.



    What do the Iowa Hawkeyes and pot have in common?

    They both get smoked in bowls.



    How do you make Hawkeye cookies?

    You put Iowa in a big bowl and beat for three hours.


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    How do you get a Hawkeye fan off your lawn?


    With a woodchipper!


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    How do you scare a Hawkeye?

    I don't know, but Steele Jantz does.


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    What do you call a bunch of Hawkeye fans in a basement?

    A "whine cellar"




    What's the difference between a Hawk fan and a puppy?

    Eventually the puppy will quit whining.


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    How do you get a hawk fan off your porch?

    Pay him for the pizza.




    What do you call 10,000 hawkeyes the bottom of the ocean?

    A good start.



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    Not really a joke, but to this Hok fan, I say "one down, 74,999 to go".




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    What's the difference between a bucket of **** and a Hawkeye?


    the bucket


    read this post quickly - it might not last long

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