Friday OT Thread: Well, I never...

I'm in the same boat as you.

I guess we each use either bathroom in our house, but always shut the door, and never draw attention to it. I think your coworkers are the weirdos.
If you can't share your poops with someone, then what's the point?
 
I'm always a door closer/locker but sometimes my wife will leave the door open and I'm like wtf, we may have been married for 9 years but we are not at the pee with the door open stage of our relationship.

My gf of 7 months will occasionally pee with the door open, doesn't bother me a bit. It's a good thing girls don't poop, though, cause that would gross me the **** out.
 
I don't know how this came up at work a few months ago and it's a very weird topic but.....my wife and I don't share bathrooms, we close the door, and don't go in front of one another. My co-workers made this sound like the weirdest thing they ever heard of. Is it that strange? Maybe I just work with a bunch of rednecks.
#1 is OK. But not the deuce. Never, ever, ever the deuce.
 
Never been to the New England states (north and east of New York); never been to Hawaii. When I make it to those, I will have been in all fifty.
 
Wow, reading all these makes me feel pretty worldly and experienced so I'll go for a completely random one. I have never eaten a bowl of soup. The whole "liquid food" thing is just weird and doesn't sound satisfying to me at all.
 
My co-workers said that if I would have had kids I'd understand. Not sure how this relates.
 
I don't know how this came up at work a few months ago and it's a very weird topic but.....my wife and I don't share bathrooms, we close the door, and don't go in front of one another. My co-workers made this sound like the weirdest thing they ever heard of. Is it that strange? Maybe I just work with a bunch of rednecks.

Yeah, that's weird. I'm always like, Come on in, sit on my lap, we can double drop a deuce together!
 
Never been to the New England states (north and east of New York); never been to Hawaii. When I make it to those, I will have been in all fifty.
I still need Alaska, Hawaii, Vermont, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, Connecticut, Mississippi and Alabama to finish up. Doubt I make it to Alaska and see no reason to go to Alabama or Mississippi. New England area and Hawaii would be fun, though. Been to Boston a few times and loved it.
 
I've never left the North American continent. The only time I've ever been outside the US or Canada was driving into Tijuana, walking around for an hour, and leaving before I got shanked or crabs.


Thats my exact experience with Canada.
 
Doors are open when it's just hubby & me...closed when adult friends visit...locked when grandkids visit!
Sometimes I lock the doors to the bathroom even when I am home alone. Just habit, I suppose. There are somethings that I have no interest in seeing; people going to the bathroom is one of them. Close the door.
 
I'm always a door closer/locker but sometimes my wife will leave the door open and I'm like wtf, we may have been married for 9 years but we are not at the pee with the door open stage of our relationship.

I just really prefer to **** in private. I hate taking a deuce in a multi stall public bathroom. Not because I'm a germ o phobe, but because of privacyreferences.
 

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