Complain About Stuff at the Game Thread

[CycloneErik]

Since there isn't a game right now, I'd rather complain from my computer.

 

[longtimeclone]

Noticed you mentioned the number of offspring they bring. Thought there was a law against hoks having offspring.

Their probably protected by some animal rights mumbo jumbo

 

[FarminCy]

A while ago my wife and I had a good routine for ISU bball games. A drink or two before the game followed by stopping for a couple drinks after the game. This was a great routine that always lead to getting lucky at the end of the night. Then Cyclone Alley was created and that routine was completely disrupted and haven't gotten lucky after an ISU bball game in years. I think her complete disgust with Cyclone Alley has killed her sex drive. Thanks a lot Cyclone Alley.

On a completely unrelated side note we started having kids around that same time but I'm pretty sure it's not related.

 

[Clonefan32]

A while ago my wife and I had a good routine for ISU bball games. A drink or two before the game followed by stopping for a couple drinks after the game. This was a great routine that always lead to getting lucky at the end of the night. Then Cyclone Alley was created and that routine was completely disrupted and haven't gotten lucky after an ISU bball game in years. I think her complete disgust with Cyclone Alley has killed her sex drive. Thanks a lot Cyclone Alley.

On a completely unrelated side note we started having kids around that same time but I'm pretty sure it's not related.

Ah, so the link between Cyclone Alley and the end of humanity is beginning to become clear...

 

[Cyclonetrombone]

Anybody that thinks our student section is fat, ugly, or embarrassing should track down a recording of the UNI-VCU game from Saturday and be grateful were not represented by that mass of idiots in Cedar Falls.

The hate in you is strong. It is almost like you lived in the Cedar Falls area for an unbearable amount of time.

 

[wartknight]

Actually one thing I thought was dumb was the fact we let Iowa cheerleaders cheer in front of our student section. Why do we let them do this? I don't expect ours to go to Carver.

I'm pretty sure cheerleaders always set up shop under the basket on the side their team's bench. It has more to do with where our student section is that the visitors end up in front of it

 

[leg4cy]

An actual, legitimate beef: I was told to sit down in the midst of an ISU run cutting a 9 point deficit to 3 during the biggest game of the year to date and the second biggest ISU-Iowa matchup in history. I guess there are rules regarding Hilton Magic. Who knew?!

 

[iahawkhunter]

Lets free up the board for productive conversation from this point onward. Any complaints about things not involving the team or Fred Hoiberg should go here.

Examples:
Anything about the student section (swearing, rushing the court, being fat)
Anything about the band (glasses, the color yellow, sousaphones)
Anything about the visiting fans (the way they smell, the cut of their jib, the number of offspring they bring)
Anything complaining about message board posts.
Anything that tries to look at a win as a loss.

But we can all agree that trumpets are douches.

 

[MNCyGuy]

The hate in you is strong. It is almost like you lived in the Cedar Falls area for an unbearable amount of time.

Cedar Falls is a nice town. Having KWWL constantly proclaim the UNI student section as the coolest thing since sliced bread got pretty old.

 

[Wesley]

Actually one thing I thought was dumb was the fact we let Iowa cheerleaders cheer in front of our student section. Why do we let them do this? I don't expect ours to go to Carver.

That is how you negate their cheerleader effectiveness. JP has it all figured out.

 

[crs8975]

Did anybody else notice the kid in Cyclone Alley wearing Black and Gold....IN THE FRONT ROW!?!? How in the hell does that even happen!?

 

[Cyclonetrombone]

Cedar Falls is a nice town. Having KWWL constantly proclaim the UNI student section as the coolest thing since sliced bread got pretty old.

Gary R was pretty obnoxious on the radio.

 

[bradnjen]

That student that wears the sky blue tux needs a haircut.

 

[MNCyGuy]

Gary R was pretty obnoxious on the radio.

I didn't even bother with sports radio when I lived there, just streamed/downloaded the Des Moines shows when I needed a fix.

 

[TensasCy]

Did anybody else notice the kid in Cyclone Alley wearing Black and Gold....IN THE FRONT ROW!?!? How in the hell does that even happen!?

I've always thought there should be a big bonfire outside Hilton prior to a Cyclone-hok game and anything black and gold should go in there.

 

[MNCyGuy]

Did anybody else notice the kid in Cyclone Alley wearing Black and Gold....IN THE FRONT ROW!?!? How in the hell does that even happen!?

CA should have cardinal and gold ponchos or bags or something they can throw over the top of anybody that shows up wearing that crap.

 

[pourcyne]

I want to float a general complaint out there about Aaron White. I hate that guy. Why does he look like that?

Because...

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[CysRage]

I would like to complain about the people complaining about CA. CA stepped up big Friday night.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

I thought I was going to miss out on the end of the soccer game, but thankfully ESPNU made the right decision

 

[carvers4math]

ESPNU announcers were at least able to choke back the tears when their beloved Hoks lost