Cargo Shorts

[SCyclone]

Hawkeye fan's choice of shorts:

 

[nfrine]

GQ has guidelines for cargo shorts....really.

https://www.gq.com/gallery/cargo-shorts

 

[jcyclonee]

Last night I was cleaning the bathrooms while wearing cargo shorts. My wife got mad at me about something and I'm not sure what it was. I guess it was probably the cargo shorts.

 

[SCyclone]

GQ has guidelines for cargo shorts....really.

https://www.gq.com/gallery/cargo-shorts

Wow.....just so much going wrong in this photo.........

 

[wxman1]

Wow.....just so much going wrong in this photo.........

Yeah. Like WTF is with the pocket square?

 

[BCClone]

GQ has guidelines for cargo shorts....really.

https://www.gq.com/gallery/cargo-shorts

Leads me to a different question. Are we supposed to tuck ties in our pants now? That’s really messed up.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

GQ has guidelines for cargo shorts....really.

https://www.gq.com/gallery/cargo-shorts

27 pages and counting indicates that cargo shorts are serious business.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Leads me to a different question. Are we supposed to tuck ties in our pants now? That’s really messed up.

Only if it is a camo tie

 

[BCClone]

27 pages and counting indicates that cargo shorts are serious business.

Maybe @ChrisMWilliams needs to have official CF tailgating cargo shorts for sale?

 

[NWICY]

I think you're misunderstanding "no silly pockets" as "no pockets". Why the hell would I want unattractive pockets on the sides of my knees? What am I going to put in those pockets, and how badly will it bruise the sides of my knees?

I wore cargo shorts in the mid-2000s, when they were in style, but the "functional" argument is bunk, in my mind.

I'm sorry you have some type of medical condition that makes you bruise easily. Either that or you are trying to carry a bowling ball in you cargo shorts.

 

[BCClone]

I'm sorry you have some type of medical condition that makes you bruise easily. Either that or you are trying to carry a bowling ball in you cargo shorts.

Sometimes it’s just plain genetics N-dubs

 

[CY88CE11]

I'm sorry you have some type of medical condition that makes you bruise easily. Either that or you are trying to carry a bowling ball in you cargo shorts.

I appreciate your concern, but no medical condition or bowling balls. I just stopped using the cargo pockets on my cargo shorts in the 2000s because golf balls or my cell phone would hit my upper knee in the same spot with every stride. That's why I don't see them as functional. I'm sorry you're so offended by me not wearing cargo shorts.

 

[NWICY]

Damn I could put a full set of tires on my car and have money left over for the price of some of those GQ cargo shorts.

 

[1100011CS]

I think I’ll just floss.

I didn't offer you any

 

[cyhiphopp]

I appreciate your concern, but no medical condition or bowling balls. I just stopped using the cargo pockets on my cargo shorts in the 2000s because golf balls or my cell phone would hit my upper knee in the same spot with every stride. That's why I don't see them as functional. I'm sorry you're so offended by me not wearing cargo shorts.

 

[Cyclone.TV]

I didn't offer you any

I went to the dentist last month. My tiny thing of free floss is still around.

 

[ClonesFTW]

Pleated vs flat front is always a fun topic as well.

 

[BCClone]

Pleated vs flat front is always a fun topic as well.

They make pleated shorts still?

 

[cycloneG]

They make pleated shorts still?

Yep and they rival cargo shorts for worst shorts.

 

[CY88CE11]

Oh! Now you're going after my weight? Real classy.