Cargo Shorts

[isu22andy]

I dont see why married people over the age of 25 really care what other people think about them. No cash? How the hell do you function anywhere in small town USA ?

 

[AgronAlum]

I use a trifold wallet and here's how I feel about you calling me crazy.

(WARNING IN CASE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN JUICE (WHICH IS A WHOLE OTHER DISCUSSION IN ITSELF) THIS IS NSFW)

 

[GTO]

How the heck are you supposed to make clandestine purchases without cash?

Have someone set up an LLC in Delaware, pay on your behalf, and then deny any knowledge of the whole thing.

 

[CloneinWDSM]

Let me guess, everyone who is still rocking cargo or jean shorts have at least 2 pairs of these type of shoes you wear with them.

 

[jcyclonee]

What do you have against fruit and flowers?

I love fruit and flowers but the only fruit that should be in my beer is citra and the only flower should be hops.

 

[jcyclonee]

Have someone set up an LLC in Delaware, pay on your behalf, and then deny any knowledge of the whole thing.

A shell corporation with several cut-outs? You probably better dispose of at least one of the cut-outs so they can't trace it all the way back to you.

 

[dmclone]

Let me guess, everyone who is still rocking cargo or jean shorts have at least 2 pairs of these type of shoes you wear with them.

No, these

 

[Cybyassociation]

Apparently these are out of style now. What kind of shorts do I switched to wearing? I have a crap load of cargo shorts. Someone fill me in. I am older and need help.

This explains so much.

 

[wxman1]

I dont see why married people over the age of 25 really care what other people think about them. No cash? How the hell do you function anywhere in small town USA ?

I...I don't go to small town USA. Well I guess the ones I do go to there is nothing to buy...

Okay so I am being a little over dramatic but I have yet to buy something in a small town that I had to pay cash with because they didn't take cards.

 

[Cyclone.TV]

I dont see why married people over the age of 25 really care what other people think about them.

I care about myself. Which is why I don’t wear cargo shorts.

 

[3TrueFans]

I care about myself. Which is why I don’t wear cargo shorts.

I care about the people around me, which I why I don't wear cargo shorts.

 

[Cyclone.TV]

I care about the people around me, which I why I don't wear cargo shorts.

And they care about you in return.

 

[Rather]

PSA

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

I had to stop by the store on the way to work and a woman was paying with a check.
She wasn't wearing cargo shorts though.

 

[wxman1]

So is this okay to wear since the shorts are not cargo?

https://www.kohls.com/product/prd-2960624/mens-opposuits-slim-fit-mr-pink-suit-tie-set.jsp?prdPV=12

 

[cycloneG]

So is this okay to wear since the shorts are not cargo?

https://www.kohls.com/product/prd-2960624/mens-opposuits-slim-fit-mr-pink-suit-tie-set.jsp?prdPV=12

Never wear a suit jacket with shorts.

 

[wxman1]

Never wear a suit jacket with shorts.

Damnit now I have to return it!

 

[cycloneG]

Damnit now I have to return it!

Just return the jacket.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

So is this okay to wear since the shorts are not cargo?

https://www.kohls.com/product/prd-2960624/mens-opposuits-slim-fit-mr-pink-suit-tie-set.jsp?prdPV=12

I weep for the future

 

[jcyclonee]

So is this okay to wear since the shorts are not cargo?

https://www.kohls.com/product/prd-2960624/mens-opposuits-slim-fit-mr-pink-suit-tie-set.jsp?prdPV=12

If you're under 25, yes. If over 25, no. The shorts are too short. Add about 2 inches and you're good to go.