I prefer my collection of cargo shorts and beer that doesn't taste like fruit or flowers.
Ah, you like meaty beers.
Cargo Shorts
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Ah, you like meaty beers.
If they find a prehistoric man wearing cargo shorts I may have to rethink my entire life.
They were great for carrying around a bone hammer, spare tips for your atlatl and your brick style cell phone (reception was spotty back then, kind of like Sprint).
Good thing I still have my cargo shorts. I'm breaking them back out. As long as I wear them with a sense of irony I should be good. For good measure I will snap some pictures of myself in a gritty urban scene with some graffiti, I mean wall art, and some chain link fence.
Shorts should be above your kneecap. Wearing your pants low, either below your waist, below your knee, or both, makes you look like a slob.
All you fashion nazis can take it up with this guy!
And this statement makes you sound old
I said "several inches". I'm content with my shorts right at my knee cap or slightly above.
Why can't I carry a wallet? When did this happen? I hadn't heard that one yet 
Apparently it is no longer cool to carry a wallet. You have to go out and get a murse.Why can't I carry a wallet? When did this happen? I hadn't heard that one yet
It's European!Apparently it is no longer cool to carry a wallet. You have to go out and get a murse.
Apparently it is no longer cool to carry a wallet. You have to go out and get a murse.
It's where I keep my things, get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's a satchel.
You sir are no Indiana Jones.
Wrong. The correct answer was "So does Joy Behar"
I prefer my collection of cargo shorts and beer that doesn't taste like fruit or flowers.
