Having kids doesn’t give you the right to wear cargo shorts.
Cargo Shorts
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Having kids doesn’t give you the right to wear cargo shorts.
So wait, me (on the left) carrying two bags of seeds to get through coaching a triple header is a problem?Apparently one moron ruined it for all of us
Eliminated all other choices. Checked wallet to see if my name is Todd. Nope
I went through this whole thread to make sure no one posted this meme before I did...damn! still one of the best lines in that movie lol.
Solution for you guys wearing cargo pants that need to carry things. I wear baseball compression shorts for underwear. They have the pouch so you can insert the nutcup. I just put extra stuff in there. Extra pocket and makes you more attractive to the ladies. Double win.
One of the reasons for Cargo shorts is so the boys have room, why would I want to compress them.
The wallet thing was news to me.
I would lose too many important things from a money clip.
Most use a wallet/ money clip combo. Mine has about 6 different slots, a spot for the DL and the next an inside compartment you can put receipts or other stuff you need.
Get that wallet out and your back will thank you.
Who's using a clip these days? Just pull out your phone and pay with that.
Have been seeing more of that, but I haven’t seen an ability to have my DL on my phone yet. Until then I will keep what I have.
Thanks all...great read this morning.
And yes...cargo shorts remain in the wardrobe...I've got ROYGBIV completely covered.
And yes...cargo shorts remain in the wardrobe...I've got ROYGBIV completely covered.
About every 20-25 years. So they could. Would coincide with hammer pants. So we may get bell bottommed hammer pants.
I've been working on transitioning away from cargo shorts but shorts that sit above the knee just look wrong on guys over the age of 25 and it's hard to find shorts that aren't cargo shorts that hang all the way to your knee without paying $50 for a stupid pair of shorts that I'm just going to spill stuff on anyway. Excuse me for being frugal and having long, shapely legs that 10.5 inch inseam shorts just don't work on.
