Tell you what, America really screwed the pooch by not embracing them. My ******* has never felt cleaner and fresh.
@Angie get this man a bidet, he deserves it.I used to date a girl that had a bidet in the bathroom attached to her bedroom. I found it fascinating and hilarious, and I guess I played around with it a little too much. I think she found my fascination funny at first, but it wasn't too long before I heard "I think you like my bidet more than me".
The worst part was that I never actually got to use it before we broke up. We only dated for a couple months and never got out of the "pretend that we don't poop" phase of the relationship.
I just figured out the three seashells so I’m gonna pass.
How u dry your ass after getting it all wet?
Tell you what, America really screwed the pooch by not embracing them. My ******* has never felt cleaner and fresh.
@Angie get this man a bidet, he deserves it.
Tell you what, America really screwed the pooch by not embracing them. My ******* has never felt cleaner and fresh.
He claims he was going to get me a bidet as a Christmas gift once, but thought better of it. Pretty sure it would actually have been a gift for himself.
When I went to Europe for the first time a couple of years ago, we checked into our flat and I had to pee pretty badly after the whole "navigating a cab and luggage through the streets of a foreign country after an overnight flight" situation. I know bidets are not used for onesies, but my first order of business was to try it out. That was enough for me - I don't relish being dampened downtown by questionable water sources. Maybe it would be different in my own house.
I'm going to hazard a guess that the sensation is different for men than it is for women. Tried it once. Not a fan.He claims he was going to get me a bidet as a Christmas gift once, but thought better of it. Pretty sure it would actually have been a gift for himself.
When I went to Europe for the first time a couple of years ago, we checked into our flat and I had to pee pretty badly after the whole "navigating a cab and luggage through the streets of a foreign country after an overnight flight" situation. I know bidets are not used for onesies, but my first order of business was to try it out. That was enough for me - I don't relish being dampened downtown by questionable water sources. Maybe it would be different in my own house.