3/6 Confessions Thread

I am currently having relations with 2 women, they both think that they are my girl friend. and know nothing about each other.

this is going to end awesomely.
It's going to be those damn hair ties that get you. Or bobby pins.
 
I am currently having relations with 2 women, they both think that they are my girl friend. and know nothing about each other.

this is going to end awesomely.

To quote Al Pacino, "Let east meet west, and we'll build a golden bridge."
 
One the guard slipped and I accidentally shaved a reverse Hitler into my pubes.

I got really drunk and brought home a chick I wouldn't normally bring home just to see if she would mention it or not.
 
One the guard slipped and I accidentally shaved a reverse Hitler into my pubes.

I got really drunk and brought home a chick I wouldn't normally bring home just to see if she would mention it or not.
So you have one bald spot?
 
I have been looking for and interviewing for jobs that are completely unrelated to my current career. Could be incredibly interesting, we'll see.
 
Sad to hear some prefer a national TV hack than the great Pete Taylor. I'll take Pete every time.

I have 30 posts per page.
 
Sad to hear some prefer a national TV hack than the great Pete Taylor. I'll take Pete every time.

I have 30 posts per page.
It's just one call. They're not saying they think the TBS announcer is better overall than Taylor.