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[LindenCy]

"Sex gets Olympic boxer Virginia Fuchs out of doping ban"
https://nypost.com/2020/06/12/us-olympic-boxer-cleared-of-doping-violation-caused-by-sex/

 

[CtownCyclone]

*Turns off company VPN*

 

[BCClone]

"Sex gets Olympic boxer Virginia Fuchs out of doping ban"
https://nypost.com/2020/06/12/us-olympic-boxer-cleared-of-doping-violation-caused-by-sex/

Her name couldn't be better for it.

 

[BillBrasky4Cy]

Well, I guess you could say that Virginia really Fuched the system....

 

[Clonehomer]

That's gotta be a tough conversation to have with the doping agency.

 

[JM4CY]

She gets laid and gets out of huge Olympic doping mess and I let parking ticket guy watch my dog hump a trash and I still have to pay 47.50. Freaking joke.

 

[SpokaneCY]

Her name couldn't be better for it.

Is that an "uh" or a "you" sound in the middle there?

 

[SpokaneCY]

She gets laid and gets out of huge Olympic doping mess and I let parking ticket guy watch my dog hump a trash and I still have to pay 47.50. Freaking joke.

So maybe all those emergency room visits for light bulbs stuck in rectums really WERE accidents. Huh.

 

[SpokaneCY]

She gets laid and gets out of huge Olympic doping mess and I let parking ticket guy watch my dog hump a trash and I still have to pay 47.50. Freaking joke.

I think there's a lot to unpack in there but I'll just say the going rate in Spokane for watching dogs humping stuff is a LOT less.

 

[BCClone]

Is that an "uh" or a "you" sound in the middle there?

has to be "uh", not as good if it isn't

 

[Prone2Clone]

Of course she does.

 

[JM4CY]

So maybe all those emergency room visits for light bulbs stuck in rectums really WERE accidents. Huh.

Lol what?

 

[CtownCyclone]

She gets laid and gets out of huge Olympic doping mess and I let parking ticket guy watch my dog hump a trash and I still have to pay 47.50. Freaking joke.

...hump a trash?

 

[SpokaneCY]

Lol what?

I cleared that shark by like 7 boat lengths.

 

[SpokaneCY]

has to be "uh", not as good if it isn't

I'm hearing Ralphie from the Christmas movie when he dropped the lug nuts...

 

[FallOf81]

"Sex gets Olympic boxer Virginia Fuchs out of doping ban"
https://nypost.com/2020/06/12/us-olympic-boxer-cleared-of-doping-violation-caused-by-sex/

"Fuchs is taking her third shot ..."
Does that include her boyfriends shots?

 

[cycloner29]

So maybe all those emergency room visits for light bulbs stuck in rectums really WERE accidents. Huh.

Better talk with PETA about all the hamsters and gerbils they find in ER also. Rectum? Damn near killed ‘um!

 

[JM4CY]

...hump a trash?

Can but almost better to let it linger

 

[CloneFan4]

She gets laid and gets out of huge Olympic doping mess and I let parking ticket guy watch my dog hump a trash and I still have to pay 47.50. Freaking joke.

Has this story been told in full detail? I feel like it should lol

 

[JM4CY]

Has this story been told in full detail? I feel like it should lol

I paid the fine. Dog didn’t finish on the can.