***The Ranch - Mafia***

[ImJustKCClone]

KC's up before noon on a Monday...suspicious.

Jealous much?

 

[cyclonespiker33]

Cubs let me trade my unused perk from last game for an investigation. I found out Michael is mafia.

Vote Michael

 

[CyArob]

Well folks, I've spent about 5 minutes reading up on this here moving picture show and it's pretty darn clear which of y'all is rustling up some cattle.

Y'see, Iron River Ranch is located in the nice town'a Garrison, Colorado.

Our pardner Colorado is from Colorado. I'm certainly 'spicious of him.

But a deeper look at him reveals he might not be a lobo, but just a bit loco.

How'ver, Garrison's population is 512. Now 512 is 2^9 (y'all city slickers should know that). The second cowboy in this here rodeo is one SCNCY. The ninth cowboy on our list is our pal CTown. Should we take a look at them? Probably worth a gander, but nothing under them two's cowboy hats says "outlaw" to me.

Deeper down we go.

Now I'm gun' get technical on y'all here. Back in the day, 512 kb was considered one half of a mb. We got ourselves 33 cowboys here and taking half of 33 is about as fun as drinking downstream from the herd. I'll jus' focus on the two fellers in the middle: number 16 bsaltyman and number 17 Mr. Cleaver.

Firstly, Mr. Cleaver's name reminds me of all the ladies I've ever met in my life because it didn't matter who she was. I'd always leave 'er.

But this here desperado bsaltyman. He's a no good, cattle-rustlin' mafia man who squats with his spurs on. Know how I know?

Well I already said 512 kb is one-half of a mb. Now this here polecat bsaltyman is the only one amongst us who's got an 'm' and a 'b' in his name.

Need more evidence? No, pardners, you don't. Vote for that yellow-bellied gadfly bsaltyman and we can roast him after our frijoles tonight.

Now we just got to find out who this bushwhacker is in cahoots with.

I didn't come here to read. Vote Psyclone

 

[CloneinWDSM]

Dandy whined because she hasn’t been mafia in a few games, therefore she is mafia this game and I encourage everyone to follow suit and vote for her.

Vote Dandy

 

[ISUCubswin]

It's been awhile since I've done this - if anyone notices I'm wrong let me know.

5 - bsaltyman - cmjh, 7:00am; fitzy, 7:44am; 2015, 7:45am, rescind 9:41am; discydisc, 8:56am; psyclone22, 9:02am; ctown, 10:24am
3 - psyclone22 - bsalty, 7:44am; kcclone, 9:45am; cyarob, 10:57am
2 - azuth - dsmcy, 10:23am; scncy, 10:29am
2 - michael - CycloneNorth, 8:18am; spiker, 10:26am
1 - meowcows - moores2, 8:39am
1 - oldman - azhuth09, 8:42am
1 - andybernard - oldman, 8:42am
1 - moores2 - farnsworth, 8:44am
1 - colorado - jm4cy, 8:56am
1 - doc - cyfan13, 9:18am
1 - vikes - cleaver, 9:24am
1 - disc - mdk2isu, 9:26am
1 - cleaver - colorado, 9:29am
1 - jm4cy - 2015, 9:41am
1 - wdsm - dandy, 10:25am
1 - dandy - wdsm, 11:02am

 

[Doc]

I'll vote Gblade

 

[CoKane]

Im gun drop my dang gum vote on 2015 fer makin life hard for a cotton pickin minute last game

 

[andybernard]

Ashton Kutcher annoys me. His brother's name is Michael.

vote michael

 

[Farnsworth]

Ashton Kutcher annoys me. His brother's name is Michael.

vote michael

I had to Wikipedia Michael Kutcher

He was diagnosed with cerebral palsy at the age of three and later received a life saving heart transplant when he was thirteen.

You my sir, are a bad person.

 

[CyArob]

I had to Wikipedia Michael Kutcher



You my sir, are a bad person.

Whoa

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

Im gun drop my dang gum vote on 2015 fer makin life hard for a cotton pickin minute last game

You rootin tootin bucket head was trying to make it a half day! Votes for me were rainin like a tall cow pissin on a rock. Just because I'm hotter than two mice havin sexual congress in a wool sock you vote for me?!

You need your horns clipped before I clean your plow.

Rescind JM4CY, Vote CoKane!

 

[JM4CY]

Ashton Kutcher annoys me. His brother's name is Michael.

vote michael

I had to Wikipedia Michael Kutcher



You my sir, are a bad person.

 

[CloniesForLife]

Uhhh vote doc

 

[JM4CY]

You rootin tootin bucket head was trying to make it a half day! Votes for me were rainin like a tall cow pissin on a rock. Just because I'm hotter than two mice havin sexual congress in a wool sock you vote for me?!

You need your horns clipped before I clean your plow.

Rescind JM4CY, Vote CoKane!

More of this please. And not just because you rescinded off me. But don’t you come near my plow, it may not to be much to look at and it doesn’t move much ground but it’s all I got and I make due.

 

[andybernard]

I had to Wikipedia Michael Kutcher



You my sir, are a bad person.

Whoops

 

[ISUCubswin]

5 - bsaltyman - cmjh, 7:00am; fitzy, 7:44am; 2015, 7:45am, rescind 9:41am; discydisc, 8:56am; psyclone22, 9:02am; ctown, 10:24am
3 - psyclone22 - bsalty, 7:44am; kcclone, 9:45am; cyarob, 10:57am
3 - michael - CycloneNorth, 8:18am; spiker, 10:26am; andybernard, 11:28am
2 - azuth - dsmcy, 10:23am; scncy, 10:29am
2 - doc - cyfan13, 9:18am; clonies, 12:18pm
1 - meowcows - moores2, 8:39am
1 - oldman - azhuth09, 8:42am
1 - andybernard - oldman, 8:42am
1 - moores2 - farnsworth, 8:44am
1 - colorado - jm4cy, 8:56am
1 - vikes - cleaver, 9:24am
1 - disc - mdk2isu, 9:26am
1 - cleaver - colorado, 9:29am
1 - wdsm - dandy, 10:25am
1 - dandy - wdsm, 11:02am
1 - glbade - Doc, 11:24am
1 - 2015 - cokane, 11:25am
1 - CoKane - 2015, 12:02pm
0 - jm4cy - 2015, 9:41am; rescind 12:02pm

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

More of this please. And not just because you rescinded off me. But don’t you come near my plow, it may not to be much to look at and it doesn’t move much ground but it’s all I got and I make due.

You and your leaky mouth are barking at a knot and I won't forget that you're a slumguzzling ranch stealing sonofabitch that deserves to be in my rockwalled garden.

 

[Rabbuk]

You and your leaky mouth are barking at a knot and I won't forget that you're a slumguzzling ranch stealing sonofabitch that deserves to be in my rockwalled garden.

I see someone found the joe biden insult generator

 

[JM4CY]

I don’t know ‘bout ya’ll, but I bet those hips could throw a few good calves, amirite?

 

[Cleaver]

It’s amazing how dead it can get in here without spam perks