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***The Ranch - Mafia***

Cubs let me trade my unused perk from last game for an investigation. I found out Michael is mafia.

Vote Michael
 
PSYclone22 said:
Well folks, I've spent about 5 minutes reading up on this here moving picture show and it's pretty darn clear which of y'all is rustling up some cattle.

Y'see, Iron River Ranch is located in the nice town'a Garrison, Colorado.

Our pardner Colorado is from Colorado. I'm certainly 'spicious of him.

But a deeper look at him reveals he might not be a lobo, but just a bit loco.

How'ver, Garrison's population is 512. Now 512 is 2^9 (y'all city slickers should know that). The second cowboy in this here rodeo is one SCNCY. The ninth cowboy on our list is our pal CTown. Should we take a look at them? Probably worth a gander, but nothing under them two's cowboy hats says "outlaw" to me.

Deeper down we go.

Now I'm gun' get technical on y'all here. Back in the day, 512 kb was considered one half of a mb. We got ourselves 33 cowboys here and taking half of 33 is about as fun as drinking downstream from the herd. I'll jus' focus on the two fellers in the middle: number 16 bsaltyman and number 17 Mr. Cleaver.

Firstly, Mr. Cleaver's name reminds me of all the ladies I've ever met in my life because it didn't matter who she was. I'd always leave 'er.

But this here desperado bsaltyman. He's a no good, cattle-rustlin' mafia man who squats with his spurs on. Know how I know?

Well I already said 512 kb is one-half of a mb. Now this here polecat bsaltyman is the only one amongst us who's got an 'm' and a 'b' in his name.

Need more evidence? No, pardners, you don't. Vote for that yellow-bellied gadfly bsaltyman and we can roast him after our frijoles tonight.

Now we just got to find out who this bushwhacker is in cahoots with.
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I didn't come here to read. Vote Psyclone
 
Dandy whined because she hasn’t been mafia in a few games, therefore she is mafia this game and I encourage everyone to follow suit and vote for her.

Vote Dandy
 
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It's been awhile since I've done this - if anyone notices I'm wrong let me know.

5 - bsaltyman - cmjh, 7:00am; fitzy, 7:44am; 2015, 7:45am, rescind 9:41am; discydisc, 8:56am; psyclone22, 9:02am; ctown, 10:24am
3 - psyclone22 - bsalty, 7:44am; kcclone, 9:45am; cyarob, 10:57am
2 - azuth - dsmcy, 10:23am; scncy, 10:29am
2 - michael - CycloneNorth, 8:18am; spiker, 10:26am
1 - meowcows - moores2, 8:39am
1 - oldman - azhuth09, 8:42am
1 - andybernard - oldman, 8:42am
1 - moores2 - farnsworth, 8:44am
1 - colorado - jm4cy, 8:56am
1 - doc - cyfan13, 9:18am
1 - vikes - cleaver, 9:24am
1 - disc - mdk2isu, 9:26am
1 - cleaver - colorado, 9:29am
1 - jm4cy - 2015, 9:41am
1 - wdsm - dandy, 10:25am
1 - dandy - wdsm, 11:02am
 
CoKane said:
Im gun drop my dang gum vote on 2015 fer makin life hard for a cotton pickin minute last game
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You rootin tootin bucket head was trying to make it a half day! Votes for me were rainin like a tall cow pissin on a rock. Just because I'm hotter than two mice havin sexual congress in a wool sock you vote for me?!

You need your horns clipped before I clean your plow.

Rescind JM4CY, Vote CoKane!
 
andybernard said:
Ashton Kutcher annoys me. His brother's name is Michael.

vote michael
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Farnsworth said:
I had to Wikipedia Michael Kutcher



You my sir, are a bad person.
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ISUCyclones2015 said:
You rootin tootin bucket head was trying to make it a half day! Votes for me were rainin like a tall cow pissin on a rock. Just because I'm hotter than two mice havin sexual congress in a wool sock you vote for me?!

You need your horns clipped before I clean your plow.

Rescind JM4CY, Vote CoKane!
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More of this please. And not just because you rescinded off me. But don’t you come near my plow, it may not to be much to look at and it doesn’t move much ground but it’s all I got and I make due.
 
5 - bsaltyman - cmjh, 7:00am; fitzy, 7:44am; 2015, 7:45am, rescind 9:41am; discydisc, 8:56am; psyclone22, 9:02am; ctown, 10:24am
3 - psyclone22 - bsalty, 7:44am; kcclone, 9:45am; cyarob, 10:57am
3 - michael - CycloneNorth, 8:18am; spiker, 10:26am; andybernard, 11:28am
2 - azuth - dsmcy, 10:23am; scncy, 10:29am
2 - doc - cyfan13, 9:18am; clonies, 12:18pm
1 - meowcows - moores2, 8:39am
1 - oldman - azhuth09, 8:42am
1 - andybernard - oldman, 8:42am
1 - moores2 - farnsworth, 8:44am
1 - colorado - jm4cy, 8:56am
1 - vikes - cleaver, 9:24am
1 - disc - mdk2isu, 9:26am
1 - cleaver - colorado, 9:29am
1 - wdsm - dandy, 10:25am
1 - dandy - wdsm, 11:02am
1 - glbade - Doc, 11:24am
1 - 2015 - cokane, 11:25am
1 - CoKane - 2015, 12:02pm
0 - jm4cy - 2015, 9:41am; rescind 12:02pm
 
JM4CY said:
More of this please. And not just because you rescinded off me. But don’t you come near my plow, it may not to be much to look at and it doesn’t move much ground but it’s all I got and I make due.
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You and your leaky mouth are barking at a knot and I won't forget that you're a slumguzzling ranch stealing sonofabitch that deserves to be in my rockwalled garden.
 
I don’t know ‘bout ya’ll, but I bet those hips could throw a few good calves, amirite?

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