***The Ranch - Mafia***

[Farnsworth]

why am I getting so many pm's?

 

[cyfanatic13]

Vote doc cause the vet in the show annoys me

 

[Cleaver]

This game’s edition of random Number generator tells me to vote vikes.

 

[mdk2isu]

why am I getting so many pm's?

Thats your mafia reminding you to vote so you dont get clapped. Again.

 

[mdk2isu]

Vote salty for knocking me out of the last game. Half day?

Calling for a half day on day one? Obviously mafia.

vote disc

 

[Colorado]

Since I live in Coloraddy, the same place as the Iron River Ranch, it's obvious that I'm a Bennett.

Cleaver is a knife used by butchers to cut meat. The Bennetts don't want to sell their cattle to the butcher unless they have to just to get by. Neumann's Hill on the other hand butchers cattle all the time. Therefore, I vote Cleaver

 

[Colorado]

Thats your mafia reminding you to vote so you dont get farnsy'd. Again.

FIFY

 

[bsaltyman]

Well folks, I've spent about 5 minutes reading up on this here moving picture show and it's pretty darn clear which of y'all is rustling up some cattle.

Y'see, Iron River Ranch is located in the nice town'a Garrison, Colorado.

Our pardner Colorado is from Colorado. I'm certainly 'spicious of him.

But a deeper look at him reveals he might not be a lobo, but just a bit loco.

How'ver, Garrison's population is 512. Now 512 is 2^9 (y'all city slickers should know that). The second cowboy in this here rodeo is one SCNCY. The ninth cowboy on our list is our pal CTown. Should we take a look at them? Probably worth a gander, but nothing under them two's cowboy hats says "outlaw" to me.

Deeper down we go.

Now I'm gun' get technical on y'all here. Back in the day, 512 kb was considered one half of a mb. We got ourselves 33 cowboys here and taking half of 33 is about as fun as drinking downstream from the herd. I'll jus' focus on the two fellers in the middle: number 16 bsaltyman and number 17 Mr. Cleaver.

Firstly, Mr. Cleaver's name reminds me of all the ladies I've ever met in my life because it didn't matter who she was. I'd always leave 'er.

But this here desperado bsaltyman. He's a no good, cattle-rustlin' mafia man who squats with his spurs on. Know how I know?

Well I already said 512 kb is one-half of a mb. Now this here polecat bsaltyman is the only one amongst us who's got an 'm' and a 'b' in his name.

Need more evidence? No, pardners, you don't. Vote for that yellow-bellied gadfly bsaltyman and we can roast him after our frijoles tonight.

Now we just got to find out who this bushwhacker is in cahoots with.

Well, if all y’all are a fixin to lynch good old Salty, I ain’t gonna change yer minds. I recon some of y’all still have some rosy cheeks after I gave ya a good paddlin last time round.
The past bein what the good lord made it, I recon having a runaway vote on yours truly does none of y’all any good. Why, you’re just fixin to get bushwhacked. Might as well make it a two pony race. One that you can ponder once I’ve rode off into the sunset.

 

[CtownCyclone]

I haven't seen the show, but watched plenty of Justified. So whenever I see the name "Bennett" I think of the bad guys in Season 2.

 

[JM4CY]

Well, if all y’all are a fixin to lynch good old Salty, I ain’t gonna change yer minds. I recon some of y’all still have some rosy cheeks after I gave ya a good paddlin last time round.
The past bein what the good lord made it, I recon having a runaway vote on yours truly does none of y’all any good. Why, you’re just fixin to get bushwhacked. Might as well make it a two pony race. One that you can ponder once I’ve rode off into the sunset.

It's reckon. Not recon.

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

It's reckon. Not recon.

Some high class mother ****** is gonna come in here and steal OUR RANCH and CORRECT OUR WURDS?!

You sonofabitch!

Rescind Salty, Vote JM4CY

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Well folks, I've spent about 5 minutes reading up on this here moving picture show and it's pretty darn clear which of y'all is rustling up some cattle.

Y'see, Iron River Ranch is located in the nice town'a Garrison, Colorado.

Our pardner Colorado is from Colorado. I'm certainly 'spicious of him.

But a deeper look at him reveals he might not be a lobo, but just a bit loco.

How'ver, Garrison's population is 512. Now 512 is 2^9 (y'all city slickers should know that). The second cowboy in this here rodeo is one SCNCY. The ninth cowboy on our list is our pal CTown. Should we take a look at them? Probably worth a gander, but nothing under them two's cowboy hats says "outlaw" to me.

Deeper down we go.

Now I'm gun' get technical on y'all here. Back in the day, 512 kb was considered one half of a mb. We got ourselves 33 cowboys here and taking half of 33 is about as fun as drinking downstream from the herd. I'll jus' focus on the two fellers in the middle: number 16 bsaltyman and number 17 Mr. Cleaver.

Firstly, Mr. Cleaver's name reminds me of all the ladies I've ever met in my life because it didn't matter who she was. I'd always leave 'er.

But this here desperado bsaltyman. He's a no good, cattle-rustlin' mafia man who squats with his spurs on. Know how I know?

Well I already said 512 kb is one-half of a mb. Now this here polecat bsaltyman is the only one amongst us who's got an 'm' and a 'b' in his name.

Need more evidence? No, pardners, you don't. Vote for that yellow-bellied gadfly bsaltyman and we can roast him after our frijoles tonight.

Now we just got to find out who this bushwhacker is in cahoots with.

And y'all say I write novels...
As creative and entertaining as this effort was, VOTE PSY for making my head hurt so early on a Monday morning!

 

[mdk2isu]

And y'all say I write novels...
As creative and entertaining as this effort was, VOTE PSY for making my head hurt so early on a Monday morning!

KC's up before noon on a Monday...suspicious.

 

[DSMCy]

I took one look at azuth and it's pretty obvious he's wearing a bad Beau Bennett costume. Gotta be Neumann's Hill mafia trying to blend in with the Bennetts.

Vote azuth09

 

[CtownCyclone]

I still have the Music Man song running through my head.

Vote bsalty for putting that evil on me.

 

[Dandy]

Vote CloneinWDSM

 

[Farnsworth]

KC's up before noon on a Monday...suspicious.

had to edit myself, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. I'm trying to be a nicer person.

 

[SCNCY]

18th day of the month, azuth09 was the 18th person to sign up.

Vote azuth09.

 

[PSYclone22]

had to edit myself, if you don't have anything nice to say, say it like a cowboy.

FIFY

 

[Cy$]

A pahrta me wishes ah could be a pahrt awf this game hair t' cach thuh cattle rustlers. Gotta head t' thuh big city t' cach some varmints. Ah'll be back whe-yn thuh job is done.

Ah'll be keepin' a journal awf maah accomplishments hair.
https://www.mafiauniverse.com/forum...e-6-The-Mafia-Archives-The-Mafia-Championship

Thuh spies linked thuh tiger kin' mafia thread t' thuh city slickers. Hope thay don't git ideas awf maah cattle rustlin' techniques.