Lunardi is on crack, the only way they get a 5 seed is if they overachieve to their talent level and coaching. Thats something that hasnt happened yet in 4 years, so who knows, maybe they are due for a surprising season.
Kind of like you. Stupid post after stupid post and yet, every once in a while, you manage to exceed even your even your own level of stupidity. Unfortunately, that does happen every year in your case.