Is it ok to post pet peeves about spouses yet? 13 pages seems like a safe waiting period.
My wife loves to wait until I'm about two seconds from falling asleep to start up lengthy conversations. Moments from REM, I'll get "What do you want to do with the backyard this year?" or "You know, we need to think about the floors in the living room."
What. The. Hell ?
Corollary to the pet peeve about wives starting serious conversations right before you fall asleep. My wife does it . . . then falls right asleep while I answer . . . and then I can't sleep.