Workplace Restroom Incident

[JP4CY]

the ones by the pool table and hot dog table.

 

[SpokaneCY]

I'd suggest the owners add a lock to the door. Why the hell would anyone go into a UNISEX bathroom and not lock the door??

SOME people WANT to be caught?

 

[SpokaneCY]

You didn't think to ask if she needed a hand? Heartless bastard.

Sounds like it may have been a 2-hander at the very least...

 

[SpokaneCY]

Never trust somebody who stands up to wipe.

Or sits down to p. Which I do all the time. Everyone needs a little rest.

 

[Farnsworth]

Upstairs or downstairs?

This was my thought as well and I can't believe the answer was upstairs.

 

[Rabbuk]

Your mistake was not maintaining at least 10 seconds of awkward eye contact

 

[jdcyclone19]

Wait, did she fold or crumple? Stand or sit? Front to back or back to front?

This is CF after all and these have been very important polls before football season!

 

[coolerifyoudid]

One time I took a dump in the women's room at Mickeys because no one in the bar would have appreciated the alternative. I forgot to lock the door and a girl opened it and screamed. So there was drunk mtown, deucin' in the women's stall, making sweet eye love to a coed.

**** man, that was already last week. Time flies.

You should have found her afterwards and asked for her number, claiming you felt a connection.

 

[JM4CY]

Wait, did she fold or crumple? Stand or sit? Front to back or back to front?

This is CF after all and these have been very important polls before football season!

Crumble. Caught between. Stuck with an issue in the middle.

 

[VeloClone]

This happened to me with one of the guys at work. We have two unisex RR's and the doors close automatically so the doors are always closed. He forgot to lock it and I barged in on him while he was pinching off a loaf. I thought it odd that he apologized to me, but I get why he did. I apologized also.

Not nearly as traumatic, but I just thought I would help share your pain.

 

[SpokaneCY]

Wait, did she fold or crumple? Stand or sit? Front to back or back to front?

This is CF after all and these have been very important polls before football season!

And if she was running on a treadmill, would she be able to .....

 

[isufbcurt]

I'd suggest the owners add a lock to the door. Why the hell would anyone go into a UNISEX bathroom and not lock the door??

I think it was a setup to get the OP to see her

 

[everyyard]

Even if you just saw someone walk out of a porta potty you still may want to knock just in case. At a music festival I saw a guy leave a porta potty and I started walking over to the door. Right before I opened it the door opened and a woman walked out. I passed on that one and waited for another to open up. There are only so many things two people could possibly be doing together in a porta potty and I didn't want to be the first one in after whatever they were up to.

Probably double peeing. There is room for one to sit and other to stand at the urinal. Not sure how I know.

 

[CtownCyclone]

I think it was a setup to get the OP to see her

The ol' "If you can't handle me at my worst, why do you deserve me at my best?" trick.

 

[SpokaneCY]

This happened to me with one of the guys at work. We have two unisex RR's and the doors close automatically so the doors are always closed. He forgot to lock it and I barged in on him while he was pinching off a loaf. I thought it odd that he apologized to me, but I get why he did. I apologized also.

Not nearly as traumatic, but I just thought I would help share your pain.

It would be a better world if nobody had to accidentally see someone else "drop kids off at the pool".

People say I'm a dreamer,
But I'm not the only one....

 

[SpokaneCY]

Probably double peeing. There is room for one to sit and other to stand at the urinal. Not sure how I know.

Not if you straddle the urinal facing the wall.

 

[SpokaneCY]

I recently headed to my employee lounge to warm up my lunch. While letting it warm up in the microwave, I thought I would run over to the one hole, uni-sex restroom to take a quick leak. I opened the door to seeing one of my new, extremely rotund, female co-workers, let's say "cleaning up". After giving what I am sure was a look as though I just seen the devil himself, I said "I am so sorry!" and shut the door. Needless to say, I may be skipping my lunch today and am reaching to CF for counseling.

1) Why in the hell does crap like this always happen to me?
2) Why was I the one saying sorry? Should she have said sorry?
3) Is there any reason I should say anything about the incident or simply let it burn?

SSSoooooo ---- would?

 

[JM4CY]

So I just did a recon mission to the site of the crime. I did verify that the door does in fact have a lock. Also, the door is a bit wiggly and you have to jimmy the handle a little to certify that the door is in fact locked. HOWEVER, the. goddamn. door. can. be. secured. Therefore, crime should not have been committed regardless. Further detail, it is possible if you are taking a dump, to reach out and double check the door/lock. More evidence that someone clearly owes me a lunch of my choice.

 

[JP4CY]

This seems like a @snowcraig2.0 thread.

 

[BCClone]

So I just did a recon mission to the site of the crime. I did verify that the door does in fact have a lock. Also, the door is a bit wiggly and you have to jimmy the handle a little to certify that the door is in fact locked. HOWEVER, the. goddamn. door. can. be. secured. Therefore, crime should not have been committed regardless. Further detail, it is possible if you are taking a dump, to reach out and double check the door/lock. More evidence that someone clearly owes me a lunch of my choice.

The old dating loophole??