Toilet thoughts. TP, fold or crumple

Fold or crumple?

  • Fold

    Votes: 99 69.7%
  • Crumple

    Votes: 39 27.5%
  • I'm the Rockerfellers and I own a bidet

    Votes: 4 2.8%

  • Total voters
    142
I use a sink sprayer as a bidet. Rough wipe w/ tp, then finish with 1 or 2 baby wipes. Completely eliminates brown stripe.

I've also learned to just use water when in Nepal. The sink sprayer is used in various places in Thailand and Nepal. In Ecuador they often do not have tp in the stall. It has be gather from a dispenser on the wall. In one place in the Himalayas, the water pot was frozen and I had to sort for the cleanest used piece.
 
Now I'm curious but scared to Google it. Please explain.


Refer to the hint in Post #42. It is fairly widespread in the culture. If you want TP at a non-franchise hotel, you have to ask for it. But each room comes with a faucet, small bucket, and floor drain.
 
In all seriousness, America really does need to embrace bidets. When you think about it, it doesn’t matter what you do with your TP, your ass ain’t clean after it regardless.

Bidets in the US would be awesome, they really are great if you’ve tried one. The name bidet would be short lived however in the US. A portion of congress would get triggered by a French word and push legislation to call it a “freedom fudge cleaner”.
 
Bidet's are the best. After experiencing them in Japan, I never feel clean with just wiping. Even with the pro tip of using flushable wet wipes.

I've been pondering getting this one for a while but there just isn't a close enough plug in my bathroom.

https://amzn.to/2O2Bb3Q

It's got a seat warmer, adjustable water temperature, air dryer, air deodorizer, it even premists the bowl so no train tracks are a possibility.
 
Bidet's are the best. After experiencing them in Japan, I never feel clean with just wiping. Even with the pro tip of using flushable wet wipes.

I've been pondering getting this one for a while but there just isn't a close enough plug in my bathroom.

https://amzn.to/2O2Bb3Q

It's got a seat warmer, adjustable water temperature, air dryer, air deodorizer, it even premists the bowl so no train tracks are a possibility.


Just go with a "blue bidet" it was like $65 for the hot/cold version. You just need to be able to run the clear line to a hot water line, and boom! It's the freshiest fresh.

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Bidet's are the best. After experiencing them in Japan, I never feel clean with just wiping. Even with the pro tip of using flushable wet wipes.

I've been pondering getting this one for a while but there just isn't a close enough plug in my bathroom.

https://amzn.to/2O2Bb3Q

It's got a seat warmer, adjustable water temperature, air dryer, air deodorizer, it even premists the bowl so no train tracks are a possibility.

You can get mechanical bidet attachments for under $25. At that price it seems cheaper to go that route then to keep buying wet wipes.

Amazon product ASIN B00FX1D55I
 
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In all seriousness, America really does need to embrace bidets. When you think about it, it doesn’t matter what you do with your TP, your ass ain’t clean after it regardless.

I'm not kidding, I bought a bidet. Cleaner for your ass and from my research, decreases odds of hemmies and fissies.
 
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