Toilet thoughts. TP, fold or crumple
- Thread starter peteypie
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I can just see you prissys sitting down all proper, taking the time to fold up the TP all nice and taking a dainty little wipe
Stand up, admire your work, grab a wad, and take a wipe. Like a man.
Stand up, admire your work, grab a wad, and take a wipe. Like a man.
True champions just grab an entire roll, wipe it up there however it fits, then throw it in the trash.
I just take showers afterwards. Makes you nice and clean. Only downside is people get confused when they hear the shower running at their house.
The stand up vs. sit down to wipe thread a few years back was some of the best stuff that's ever been internet'ed.
My question is which direction to people wipe?
1. front to back
2. back to front
3. scrubbing action (combination of the two in rapid succession)
My question is which direction to people wipe?
1. front to back
2. back to front
3. scrubbing action (combination of the two in rapid succession)
In all seriousness, America really does need to embrace bidets. When you think about it, it doesn’t matter what you do with your TP, your ass ain’t clean after it regardless.
I know this was in jest, but if I’m about to shower anyway, I won’t wipe. Why waste the toilet paper?
If you ever wipe back to front, you don’t ever deserve to have a sexual partner.
.... Butt seriously, if you don't use a bidet, you are a filthy savage! If you got poop on your arm would you wipe it off with dry toilet paper. Hell no! I also agree with the A.M. poop followed up by a shower, if the bidet is not available. As far as folding vs. the wad..... i roll and then flatten..... i suppose that might be considered a fold, or modified fold.
