Toilet thoughts. TP, fold or crumple

[CyArob]

Fold, like a normal human being

 

[KnappShack]

How many days until kickoff???

 

[peteypie]

Whar bidet?

Added option

 

[3TrueFans]

How many days until kickoff???

Kickoff can wait, we need to figure out who these crumplers are and weed them out of society before it's too late.

 

[awd4cy]

Fold all the way. Crumpling can’t do a good job at all. Those people must walk around with swamp ass on a daily basis.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Needs an option for the 3 seashells.

This. Barbarians here.

 

[nfrine]

Need a corn cob option.

 

[BCClone]

Need a corn cob option.

Hence the old saying, rougher than a cob.

 

[FarminCy]

Where’s the Mangino option?

 

[WhatchaGonnaDo]

I can just see you prissys sitting down all proper, taking the time to fold up the TP all nice and taking a dainty little wipe

Stand up, admire your work, grab a wad, and take a wipe. Like a man.

 

[MeowingCows]

True champions just grab an entire roll, wipe it up there however it fits, then throw it in the trash.

 

[BCClone]

I just take showers afterwards. Makes you nice and clean. Only downside is people get confused when they hear the shower running at their house.

 

[KnappShack]

Kickoff can wait, we need to figure out who these crumplers are and weed them out of society before it's too late.

The Brown Purge

 

[Clonedogg]

The stand up vs. sit down to wipe thread a few years back was some of the best stuff that's ever been internet'ed.

My question is which direction to people wipe?
1. front to back
2. back to front
3. scrubbing action (combination of the two in rapid succession)

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Recently bought a bidet so hopefully I won't have to partake in any arguments once I get it set up.

In all seriousness, America really does need to embrace bidets. When you think about it, it doesn’t matter what you do with your TP, your ass ain’t clean after it regardless.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I just take showers afterwards. Makes you nice and clean. Only downside is people get confused when they hear the shower running at their house.

I know this was in jest, but if I’m about to shower anyway, I won’t wipe. Why waste the toilet paper?

 

[cyrocksmypants]

The stand up vs. sit down to wipe thread a few years back was some of the best stuff that's ever been internet'ed.

My question is which direction to people wipe?
1. front to back
2. back to front
3. scrubbing action (combination of the two in rapid succession)

If you ever wipe back to front, you don’t ever deserve to have a sexual partner.

 

[Cycsk]

Anybody here from India? They have an interesting preference that also saves on paper!

 

[cdnlngld]

.... Butt seriously, if you don't use a bidet, you are a filthy savage! If you got poop on your arm would you wipe it off with dry toilet paper. Hell no! I also agree with the A.M. poop followed up by a shower, if the bidet is not available. As far as folding vs. the wad..... i roll and then flatten..... i suppose that might be considered a fold, or modified fold.

 

[crawfy54]

The stand up vs. sit down to wipe thread a few years back was some of the best stuff that's ever been internet'ed.

My question is which direction to people wipe?
1. front to back
2. back to front
3. scrubbing action (combination of the two in rapid succession)

also

Left hand or right hand?

Around the hip or through the 5-hole?