Random Thoughts XII - This Thread Delivers

[jcyclonee]

 

[jcyclonee]

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

 

[harimad]

Inbox under 5000, making progress! Turns out half the 12k are on a server so when I was doing my mass deletes, a bunch of even older stuff wasn't even there. Think I knocked out 1000 today just from accessing that and deleting.

Emailzzzz! Lock her up!

Ugh, sorry, reflexes kicked in there.

 

[harimad]

Haven't found a cow in a tree yet, but we did have 3 snakes in one yesterday.

Did they whisssssper to you to eat the apples?

 

[BCClone]

Wait. Are you accidentally co-leading church?

Yes. I was asked if I would be there to help. This is what I get asked when I run the sound system so I said I’d be there. Yesterday I got an email from pastor saying thanks for agreeing to lead church.

 

[SCyclone]

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"I knight thee, Sir Milk of Magnesia!"

 

[SCyclone]

Did they whisssssper to you to eat the apples?

The Lord said to Eve, "Don't bite the apple."

Eve said........."Where is it?"

 

[jcyclonee]

Yes. I was asked if I would be there to help. This is what I get asked when I run the sound system so I said I’d be there. Yesterday I got an email from pastor saying thanks for agreeing to lead church.

Sounds like a perfect chance for you to preach about The Good Samaritan and God loving the Gentiles.

 

[cyhiphopp]

Does @cowgirl836 know you're posting her personal media?

 

[BCClone]

Sounds like a perfect chance for you to preach about The Good Samaritan and God loving the Gentiles.

Bishop wrote a sermon for us and the co-leader said she’d do that. Haven’t read any of the scriptures or gospel yet but when I agree to read, I always get the adultry and fornication parts. Reading about getting busy to a bunch of people old enough to be my grandparents is a blast.

 

[CycloneErik]

Bishop wrote a sermon for us and the co-leader said she’d do that. Haven’t read any of the scriptures or gospel yet but when I agree to read, I always get the adultry and fornication parts. Reading about getting busy to a bunch of people old enough to be my grandparents is a blast.

When I was a seminary student, my brother had me do a scripture reading at his wedding.
Lucky me, I got an explicit portion of the Song of Solomon.

 

[jcyclonee]

When I was a seminary student, my brother had me do a scripture reading at his wedding.
Lucky me, I got an explicit portion of the Song of Solomon.

Did you end it with brown chicken brown cow?

 

[CycloneErik]

Did you end it with brown chicken brown cow?

Should have.

My last paper assignment was to analyze the argument of any one of Job's friends.
My eyes lit up when I realized that I could title it "Zo close, but Zophar away."

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Just saw Hereditary. @GTO don’t know if you were excited for this one or not, but my recommendation is don’t waste your time.

 

[Cybirdy]

@BCClone I am sometimes surprised to see how many locals there are still in our small town school. Not so much teachers, but parents. We do have some families where two generations are teachers here and from here, but thankfully we are very strong academically. My own hometown on the other hand has horrible administration and questionable teachers in some subjects. A few there from when I was in school. There are a couple music/band teachers I had in elementary school.

 

[CloneLawman]

 

[cowgirl836]

Wedding with all our friends. Dh said he's getting crunk because he has a dd. Boo hiss, I hope there are cupcakes.

 

[VeloClone]

Wedding with all our friends. Dh said he's getting crunk because he has a dd. Boo hiss, I hope there are cupcakes.

It shouldn't have taken as long as it did for me to decipher this. It has been one loooooong week.