Pop culture entertainment knowledge void. I had to google Elvis Duran.
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I am assuming you drank heavily last night.
Biked over to Minnehaha Falls park this afternoon. Got a "Go Cyclones" (was wearing ISU gear) from a group riding a weird pedal car you can rent at Minnehaha. Never seen this before. They were like these things.
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Not what you expect on a bike path. Hey, NWICY, 30 miles today, a decent old man ride distance.
Also at mile 13 got a weird "Open your chest WIDE like this...." followed by some mumbling I couldn't make out from some weird long haired hippy lookin' dude riding by with his hands held above his head forming a circle. WTF?
You have to go into it knowing what to expect. Just reading the synopsis should pretty much tell you it is a laugher. Opening credits indicating that it was made by The Asylum will usually confirm that. After that it simply becomes a game of one-upmanship to see if the next scene can top the previous one in terms of ridiculousness. At this point, I'll also come up with a game of:@cyrocksmypants @GTO How do you guys watch movies like Zoombies? This **** is redonk
You have to go into it knowing what to expect. Just reading the synopsis should pretty much tell you it is a laugher. Opening credits indicating that it was made by The Asylum will usually confirm that. After that it simply becomes a game of one-upmanship to see if the next scene can top the previous one in terms of ridiculousness. At this point, I'll also come up with a game of:
-identifying the most overused scientific-sounding word.
-finding the worst CGI in the film.
-predicting the order of death of the characters (usually inversely related to acting ability)
-poking enough holes to make a colander out of the heroes plan for survival
-finding that one unbelievable scene that violates all natural laws (character jumping extremely high, Crouching Tiger style, to drop a grenade, push a button, etc)
-laughing at the worst fake military uniforms, weapons, and general portayal of military practices
In all honesty, what I find to be the worst movies are the ones were they actually thought they were making a serious movie and just failed miserably. Movies like Zoombies know exactly what they are and don't try to be anything more than that. That's what makes them enjoyable.
Asylum pretty much has a set of expectations all its own.ANY time you see The Asylum as the production company, you need to immediately drop any expectations you previously had for the movie.
Neighbors dog be barkin' at everything again. I 'm singing the Barky Dog song. It's similar to Phoebe's Smelly Cat song.
MLaw is about to get hitched, but I think Tall person is footloose & fancy free...I think I should volunteer to host and moderate an event here to select Pant's Minnesota wingman. I am far too old for winging (unless he wants me to talk some 30-somethings 60-year old mother, that I can do) and Velo and Clonee are too family.
MLaw is about to get hitched, but I think Tall person is footloose & fancy free...
I looked at that one too. But I just don't have the time honestlyStarting to realize how lazy people are now a days. My grandparents old house which is nearly 1/3 acre lot most of which is back yard has been sitting for about a month and a half and everyone complains about the yard being too big and too much work. Another one that is near us here on the NE side and is much more updated but again a 1/3 acre lot most of which is back yard (we actually had an offer in on this one last year) has dropped the price by $6k and it is still not moving.
Might just be me but it really was not that much work.
I looked at that one too. But I just don't have the time honestly